As candidates anxiously await the release of the 2018 UTME results, which JAMB said would be released yesterday, March 19, candidates have taken to social media to express their frustrations and curiosity.

One of the candidates, Chukwu Daniel Uchenna, said "#JAMB the curiosity and anxiety you have instilled in the young ones is quite unbearable right now. You should not have released any batch of the #UTME results if you weren't ready to maintain the pace still in this year, and at your level of advancement. So, I say make i ask - has snake swallowed the rest of the results or the computer been completely swallowed?

http://www.schoolsnaija.com/2018/03/viral-has-snakes-swallowed-our-results.html

So you think High chief snake will stoop so low to swallow ordinary results when Snake is planning to visit Central Bank

Then "he" will contest in 2019 Presidential Election

That snake better swallow buhari

HAHHHAhahhabhahha! It amazing! but please it is people's future so #Snake go away

Hmmmm

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Snakes : If it ain't money we no dey swallow abegi.

Lol ok.

It depends.

If the results have commercial value, then yes.



Thanks.

WHICK KA MODS BE DIS

lol

for naija nothing is impossible

People play too much

have being checking everyday i be like say snake don swallow my result oooo

DynasTee:
So you think High chief snake will stoop so low to swallow ordinary results when Snake is planning how to visit Central Bank

Best answer from spoke man of snake association.

My kid sister is anxious about the result and abeg we no want suicide oo this time

Offside:
"Has Snakes Swallowed Our JAMB Results?"

Everything in Nigeria is half-baked, including Jambites

Chukwu Daniel uchenna may be rewriting jamb again after this post.

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Maybe jamb held your result too, I can see you're running mad

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jamb snakes dont eat paper apparently.

From indications they do not even eat anything less than a million.

So, please pursue your results.

Ridiculous! Annoying and weak generation. Keep helping fools joke with your future. Where outrage is needed you apply sarcasm and where sarcasm is needed you use outrage. Smh.

http://www.mortalpoet.com/ridiculousness/

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I hope you see ur result with this, cos this is Nigeria..

What will snake do with pieces of papers or computers?

Snake only swallow money. Get it straight

you must be a clown i tell you. you killed it here.

DynasTee:
So you think High chief snake will stoop so low to swallow ordinary results when Snake is planning how to visit Central Bank