*7pm* *Nkechi and Charles*
*Gal*: Hey baby Ur house is nice, wow�..ure Rich oh�
*Boy*: I'm just managing☺, we thank God�
*Gal*:wont u offer me smtin to eat� and Ehm baby I need 8k for smtin urgent�
*Boy*: wat would u like to eat na?� Feel at home joor, there're food stuffs in the kitchen�
*Gal*: I'm tired of regular food jare��‍♀...⏭


*Boy*:Awwn, OK I'll get us smtin to eat then we'll rest a little before we do the shaku shaku lol�
*Gal*:Awwn naughty bwoy�, just take it easy, Bad ass, I'm not sure u can handle me sef�,
*Boy*: Yeba Nkechi u don't knw me oh☺, I'll show u weeein Hehehe, so feel at home okay?�
*Gal*:Awwn Oya na, we'll see.. But Ehm Charles Uve not said anything abt the 8k naaw�, it's very urgent�
*Boy*: *Clears throat*, ⏭

*Boy*: Hmm isn't it too early?� We just met 3days ago��‍♂.. u should av let me know earlier enough, how do u expect me to gather 8k this evening naaw�
*Gal*: Awwn I didn't know too Baby, it just popped up while I was on my way here.. Wat do i do now?�
Boy: oh damn, Im so sorry Baby, I really wish I could help�,
*Gal*: No problem, there's nothing bad in asking, I just felt u mite be able to help me�
*Boy*: Aww I'm sorry again�..⏭

*Boy*: cheer up baby�, u knw we're still gonn f**k, I don't want u to give me sad moans(awwoussh)��.. Be happy Ok?so back to the matter.. Wat do u say u want to eat�?
*Gal*: who and who want to f**k?�..'in her mind' (Abi oloriburuku leyi ni?�)... But Charles Ure funny oh, is that wat is really on Ur mind ryt now?
*Boy*: C'mmon baby don't be like that joor�, cheer up, seriously a good Bleep would make u forget Ur worries�
Gal: Ahhhhh�, Blood of Jesus�, wat are u saying??�..and it's sweet in Ur mouth�.. Wonders shall never cease��‍♀.. ⏭

Boy: okay I'm sorry�, I was just teasing u, didn't knw ull take it personal, don't worry let's not f**k tonight❌...probably nxt time
Gal: better�, I didn't plan on f**king u before and mind u I'm not planning on f**king u at all,.. I think I should even be in my way��‍♀,
Boy: Haaba Nkechi��‍♂,.. Nkechi I was only joking, why are u planning on leaving all of a sudden??�
Gal: I know u were joking but do u expect me to sit here and waste my time while I need 8k urgently??!!��‍♀ No❌,I need to sort myself�..⏭

Boy: wow this is serious oh�, so ure really gonn leave me ryt now?
Gal: of course!�..u should be finding means on how u can help ryt now instead of saying trash�
Boy: But it's visit u said u want to Comman visit na, u never told me u were coming 4 us to find money��‍♂, look we can sort this out, just chil�
Gal: Hehehe see this one oh�, is it because I even came here��‍♀, I don't roll with Yeye boys like u��‍♀, I roll with men that drive Benz�.. Mtcheew, pls comman see off�...⏭

Boy: Dis wasn't our plan, u said u were gonn stay all night na, it's just 7:45�
Gal: Jesus! Are u mad?� Wat do u take me for, *slaps him*�.. Do I look like Olosho to u??� Bleep u!�
Boy: Nkechi calm down na�!,.I'll see u off dont worry.. Buh Aren't u gonn eat smtin Atleast?!
Gal: Godforbid, so ull na drug me and Bleep me overnight, Mtcheew�
Boy: oh lawd��‍♂, okay den, let's go, I'll buy u smtin outside, at least ull accept that one
Gal: Better�,.. ⏭


*On their way to bustop*
Gal: why are we still treking??��‍♀ Cant u just stop bike and let me go? I'm not used to all this Yeye Waka��‍♀
Boy: relax Nkechi,��‍♂ I knw ure in a haste�, I want to help u buy suya at that junction before I stop bike for u, pls no vex
Gal: suya�, Mtcheew�, okay�,

At the suya joint.. ⏭

Mallam: kwoistumer� long time oh, this Ur bwabe fine koo�..Wetin u buy?�
Gal: Aboki Abeg Abeg, hang am dia before I use knife� chuk Ur mouth�, I no be him babe❌
Mallam: shooo�, Madam relas na, no be fighting matter,
Gal: see just sell suya for us make I dey go�
Boy: Aboki no vex Abeg, my babe get temper issh, no vex��,.. *To Nkechi*. Hey do u av to embarrass me here?�.. ⏭

Boy: Nkechi wats up wit the temper all of a sudden?� So u av to even bring it down to this place huh�? See the way people are looking at us☹
Gal: Hehehe see me see yawa oh��‍♀, do I look like I care?� Wetin concern me��‍♀.. E be like say u never see crase, I go show u crase now if u delay me futher�
Boy: oh my father in Heaven��‍♂.. *To Aboki*.. Abeg no vex again��, u knw say I no be that kind person❌, no vex for me�,.... ⏭

Mallam: At all, I no vex bro❌, u na my broda.. U wan buy suya Abi?
Boy: Thanks Bro�,.. Ehn yes, na suya I wan buy Jare�
Mallam: how much own u want?
Boy: Gimme ehmm, *opens wallet filled with stacked money���*
Gal: ��
Boy: Gimme ehmm�.. 1�2�3�...gimme 8k own�.. Shebi 8k for fit settle everybody wey dey for here na�.. Or u knw Wetin, make am 10k�..make I just use am do small apology Jare, just sell 10k own�.. ⏭

Person1: baaaad Guyy�, na u oh
Person2: Na so Nigga�, anytime I just see u like this my joy dey always full shaaa
Boy: no dey make my head swell too much, na small tin
Person2: Bro no be small tin, chop noku�na so u carry us go quilox last year spend 400k for our head�
Gal:��
Boy: oh�, Bro forget�..⏭

Mallam: *cuts suya*.. Charles na very cool guy, I just like am,..
Boy: Tks�..ehen Abeg quickly cut 200naira own for this babe make she dey go, she dey rush, u go attend to the chairmen later��
Mallam: oh, I don even forget, OK Bro, make I rush am����
Gal: *Clears Throat*.. Ehmm baby� do I really av to go tonight?�
Boy: hell yeah, of course, wat want to keep u in my house?�
Gal: Ahan, u take things too far, don't u want some German juice?�..⏭

Mallam: Kai��
Boy: German juice�.. Wats that?� I'm sorry I av Hollandia yogurt at home☹, I don't want German juice❌
Gal: stop being a kid joor�, I knw u want some extra loving�, why did I na come down all the way from my area if I'm just gonn use few minutes with u��‍♀
Boy: Nkechi I don't av Benz oh�, av u forgotten?��‍♂
Gal:C'mmon I love u the way u are,..who Benz epp?☺ Lets not drag this thing joor�
Mallam: Charles Hw va I don cut the 200 suya already...⏭

Boy: Oya Jare better persin�, help me put am for nylon make I stop bike for am�..
Mallam: osha pran pran!�
Gal: Aboki why u dey do like this na�, u no Sabi treat lady, I and my bf just get small issue� and u dey support am, help me talk to am na�
Mallam: Kai Madam if u call my name for dia walai talai I go use dagger�� chuk chuk all Ur body�
Boy: Ahan Aboki e never reach like that, just chill I go sort am out�.. *To Nkechi*... ⏭


Boy: Nkechi wen did I ask u out na� and besides aren't u quickly going to get that urgent 8k from those Ur big men with Benz?�
Gal: let's go home�, I'm serious ryt now, I'm sorry for being rude in the first place��, I should av given u some time to help me with the money Buh u won't blame me either�, it was out of shock, I overreacted, baby I'm so sorry�.. Lets go home and talk�, I'll give u that f**k u asked for earlier�, I'll give u in abundance(Awwoussh)�, u will f**k and f**k��
Mallam:����
Person2:��‍♂..⏭


Boy: Ahan Nkechi are u olosho now�?.
Gal: Charles stop this�, stop it please..Lets go home, don't mock me out here��
Boy: Biko Biko�, abeg, I'm going smwhere ryt now, enough of all these nonsense❌.. *To Person2*.. Baba we go dey see na! I wan dey move
Person2: osha pran pran! osha proper! �
Mallam: Kai walai kwoistumer na u oh!�
Boy: Baba na so na�, *sings*�(in frog voice) u for dey for me wen the boy dey hunger!���.. ⏭

Gal: *stammers* ch....ar...les�, B.. B.. BABY� pls don't do this, pls..
Boy: Okada�!...
Bike man: to where?
Boy: *enters bike*just dey carry me go anywhere Abeg, I just wan commot for this place..To Nkechi.. Collect Ur suya oh, Bye bye�,..*zooms off*�!
Gal: *sobs* oh no�����
Person2: baby�, u set die�, make we enter room, come give me dah f**k wey u dey shout for here since na�,..
Gal:��‍♀End...#Dyce_X