Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,151,156 members, 7,811,318 topics. Date: Sunday, 28 April 2024 at 09:13 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / How To Fart In Public (720 Views)
Ways People Act When They Fart In Public (Photos) / Who Is Most Likely To Fart And Act Like They Did Nothing (boys Or Girls) / Why Ekiti People Must Stop Cheeting In Public (Photo) (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
How To Fart In Public by Slimstarblog: 5:37pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
TUTORIAL-HOW TO FART IN PUBLIC To fart in public is interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing. so just follow these guidelines & you are on your way to being a star in this profession. 1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its a closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure you face the wind direction. … 3. Make sure say you have enough leg space. U will soon know why. 4. Form Ajebor by crossing your legs 5. you are ready to execute, try holding it till the time the hall is noisy in case your fart is the type that sounds like AK47. 6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right butt. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow the fart flow steady. 10. Allow time for proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain. 2. When people start to shout “Chai!!! E no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, ” simply contribute by asking “why the person who fart wont respect the presence of others?” 3. Do not complain more than others or you’ll become a suspect. 4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise! MORE JOKES : http://www.slimstarblog.tk/2018/01/incredible.html |
Re: How To Fart In Public by kokozain(m): 6:01pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Op u badt gan |
(1) (Reply)
When A Guy Ask You Who Is Strong Between Men And Women / (comedy) Sho Mo Age Mi Comedy / Types Of Friends U Should Not Have In Life
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8 |