NairaLanders Let's Play,
No Vurgal lyrics please & If, (censor),


I'ma place a Snipes at U, take U out like my chick on a first date//
F*** this site with my PHD (pretty Huge D**k) so bad till I cum late//

u're so weak that i have to be retarded to be on your level/
u can blame any misfortune on me, just like u do the devil/
eventhough i'm typing, my rhymes got a trebble/
i'm a moutian, you're just a little pebble/

B-side boi challenge u with a fist
Imma hit u and tame u like a beast

earpiece,men ur even wacker than ruggedman/
le'me tell u somtin abt me first of all am d man/
if u see dis we can battle,dey callme van damme/
maka,

I'm so Klin, I'm F**KING up the Aerial Like Detergents
You Aint 5 Mics Worthy,I'm a General, Y'all are Sergents

I'm so FLY, I'm Kinda Lost in the SKY
If I fall from this Height , I just might DIE
I know U dont wanna try this
Eh!. U ain't in the Class of Peeps who Fly This, F y'all

Heres how it begins,

Hang you up with pins,

Put you in mcdonalds bins,

Chop up yah up and put yah in sp*am tins,

Ask God to forget ma sins,

Wate around watching por*n for a few mins.



You rap like your Loudspeeka ,

You must think your 2 Pac,

Acting like your on smack,

And jerking like your on crack,

Ill Put a knife in yah back,

Put you in ma freezer for when I want a snack,

Hide your body in my kids back pack,

Or tie you up in a Santa sack,

Come give a try don't take the piss, Di*ck.

wow!

juicy girl,rappin lik yu drunk on five alive/
when i finsh wit yu u'll wish u werent alive/
fineboi,so fresh u'll wish yu were my wife/
i'll reject cos i gat enuff juice in my life/
wat makes u think ur so juicy/
if really ar then yu shuld com try juice me/
cos am more juicy than a apple tree/
so when u see me,u'll be the one tryn 2 juice me/
hahaha

Look at u nigas triyin to rap.

honestly your wack, so take a step back

They call you "makajibbz" but all you do is bark.

F*uck a bark! I bite in the night when it's dark.

F*uck a bite! I bust caps, that hit the mark.

And I'm aimin' at you, so watch for the spark.

When I see you, I'm gonna fill you with lead.

Put holes in your body and holes your head.

I aint playin'. You'll roll over and be dead.

haha,even my laugh's better than ur lyric/
honestly am high i call it stratospheric/
iam advanced words like homocategoric,haematinometric,iliotrochanteric/
my rap will shock yu,cos the flo's electric/
to connect it,u have to be ultrageometric/
we dnt say wack, we say juicygirl's back/
when i read ur reply i almost had an heart-attack/
i speak ultra-violet flo,will give you cataract/
if u think ur so smart,analyze that/

Don't rap cuz its crap.
Juicygirl took a nap while u were rappingg.
I'm a rap God but don't call me jesus.
In a battle ill rip u into peices and eat you like recies peices.
Get close to me and ill puch you and break you in 2 peices.
You betta take a second to accept defeat.
I cant murder you wit words but you gonna wish you died.
My heart still beatin thats why you alive.
You cant stand it that Juicygirl rappin.
Hear me on the mic might make you errect.
And if you don't come right.
You'll be commiting suicide.

if my rap's crap then ur rap's mine plus piss and puke/
while me i gat mo' verses than d book of luke/
if i am gonna get close to you then i will rebuke/
if u'r a rap God then rap dnt exist/
and how yu ganna punch me wit ur juicy fist/
i'll lick it,then u'll wanna lick me,lick this/
ur lyrics gat mo' dirt than a pig's kiss/
mo' stink than a cow's piss/
while my rap gets yu high lik cannabis/
u cannot miss/

My raps straight attack ya
Fact is never get captured
The stature that slaps ya
Better plan ahead, gather your thoughts.
I’m not gonna be the one wit no chair when the rapping stop.
Juicygirl has just moved to your block.

I'll dust ya off like my shoe.
To battle meYou gotta be A master.
You little makajibbz or re you MasterBeta!
You Just Better Stick To Your ****ing .
Day jobwhitch in this case Is masterbateing.
Cause Your No Rapper
Your just acting like a cracker.
Step to me nd see I'm the J''''










Cock back the raps on that ass like POW

take it easy girl we culd be freinds/
yu culd com to my crib so culd exchange trends/
yu culdbe my no1 but it all depends/
on if u ar really juicy/
com to me and i'll complete ur lucy/
4get those guyz i gat mo' treasures than the blue sea/
i see yu gat a bad mind,wat d f*ck is masterbating?/
i culd make yu feel gud stop wasting ur time waiting/
i told am d bestest thats why ur boyfriend's hating/
take yu on a jet no time for skating/
now tell me that yu luv me,stop faking/

lol

TAKE MY LOVE, YOU CAN TRY IT
MAKE ME SMILE, YOU CAN DO IT
I know what you after and
Boy you ain’t gon’ get it from me
You’re seeking the fresh juicy
Is that what you want?
Some poo that you can flaunt 
You can´t fight this battle of love with me
Look here fool I know this game in and out
And quit tryin to tell me bout real juicy


sh**it eat a juicy pu***ssy bit**ch

no worries,if you see me,u'll give me/
wat i wnt, is you and u'll give me/
i created this game,all you do is play it/
i'll giv wa youwant u dnt need to say it/
if i cnt mak you smile,i'll make you spoil/
dnt worry abt money,cos i gat it lik i sell oil/
and i am fukcin hot,i'll get into you and you'll boil/
handsome nigga,be sure u'll fall in love/
i'll take it in natural,no glove/
it's dis kind of swagger dirl lik you love/

call me baby!!!

Rat tat tat tat to your as***s is the mutha **fu**cking flow
Here comes the Juicygirl

swagga in place, they only see my face.
you slackin' on ya rhymes come on pick up the pace.
don't act like you aint feeling me if I was a drug you would be dealing me.
am money makin your money fake son,

Rat tat tat tat to your as***s is the mutha **fu**cking flow
Here comes the Juicygirl

You better
Rock my sh*it
Don't knock my sh*it
Because I got the sh*it
To make you cop my sh*it
I'm JG Talk and I'd like to say
I rock the mic in a juicy way
With a def track from juicy Beat
I know it's hard to keep from movin' your feet
So hyper makajibbz, don't be dismayed

loudspeeka owns this thread
other posts were better left unread

i guess this is were i let it off

lario dont sweat
my technique remains the best
accommodating this kids like pest
even vermins wanna spit venom
like a preachers sermon
my word are truthfully spoken
accurate delivery of poison
there nothing juicy about beef with me
mi flow are deadly
in battle mi be ever ready
others be unreliable like NEPA
shaky like bad weather
weak like an old man's dick
they cant contend with the heat i bring

loudspeeka owns this thread
other posts were better left unread

i guess this is were i let it off

lario dont sweat
my technique remains the best
accommodating this kids like pest
even vermins wanna spit venom
like a preachers sermon
my word are truthfully spoken
accurate delivery of poison
there nothing juicy about beef with me
mi flow are deadly
in battle mi be ever ready
others be unreliable like NEPA
shaky like bad weather
weak like an old man's prick
they cant contend with the heat i bring

@lario,at least you try small but the boss is here now.

i am look real beef,no pork/
d last guy had a knife in his chest,no fork/
your just exaggerating/
your flo's turkey bacon/
while am d real burger,and you jus barely faking/
yeah i rap like you,when i was eleven/
when myflo drop they smile,manner frm heaven/
different niggaz hate,while you'll just be my bait/
niggaz dnt measure up,dey blame d un-employment rate/
dnt try me/cos their's no own beside's me/and if i decide to reside in/then i dnt need an I.V/
and i know you'll hate me when you read this/
but remember i am not full grown,am jus feotus/ get this?
PISSS!!!

i can laugh

THIS IS HOW I GET AT FOOLS

usually i dont battle children

this kid is hungry
he needs a meal
im lario stylz boi

my flows stay INTACT, as a matter of FACT
u flows not ill, they WHACK, im not having THAT
this is my HABITAT, im king of the PACK
your an impostor, a faker, o.g wannabe muderf**ker
trying to piss on the RAINMAKER this is my REIGN N*GGA
LARIO STYLZ KID, quick to make you bleed
ur shit cant compere to the list of my DEEDS
cant beat me if you smoke a whole bush of WEED
but u raped like me when you was ELEVEN
you age backwards like BENJAMIN BURTON
i leave my pump raiser in your MOMMAS LIPS
ask her son she'll tell you her favorite part is the TIP

hahaha you're nt nice ur just gongo aso!
you spelled rap as rape,so dey put despoiled for you, dumbazz!

MAKA

haha,lario style is as weak as glass/
i cnt remember wat dey call niggaz like u,i think its RAZ/
i supreme when it comes to spittin words/
i remain human but other rappers callme god/
your flo aint intact,u just peformin an act/
if dis is ur habitat then u'll hav to re-adapt/
imma tak it frm u so fast u'll think dat u were slapped/
its time to re-enact/no time to interract/
cos ur mama be suckin me like vanilla extract/
i a may be growin backward/
but my swagg's fast forward/
oh, you're still in 2010,men dt sound awkward/
my flo's smoothen didnt yu see sawdust?/
big boyz we go places without climbing bus/

the name's soniq & i'm the new kid in the city,
makajibzz, i went thru your last lines & almost had a fit,
if you're not up to making a stand, why dont you just sit,
I think this page has had enuff of what you've got to spit,
careful maka my jigga you just might get your throat slit,
try keeping your mouf shut, dont exercise your dim wit,
its my 1st time in a battle but i'm killin,
even at your very hottest, i'm still chillin,
with only a few bars, I can show you i'm tha king,
if this page were England, I'l rule like the queen,
its bout time I left and took my bike out for a spin,
seeing as i've come thru like a knife thru your spleen!

mad flows i serve like an African DISH
negros like me are the reason u EXIST
i push you to put up your BEST
but still your not worth my BREATH
you make me laugh, want to break me like GLASS
you couldn't break if a DJ played your own TRACK
jocking my style, that's the only way you get HIGH
still my habitat, calling your self supreme is a habitual LIE
broke fool can even afford to pay his transport by BUS
me and my BOYS/ discover new lands like COLUMBUS
while you were LOST/ like the Israelites in EXODUS
i doing the smoothing off course im can see the SAW DUST
and even SONIQ's RAP  gave your head a little SPIN
to be EXACT she came thru like a knife thru your SPLEEN

you both jumpin on me like dog and bone/
i guess it's cosof the talent dis boy has shown/
dnt want ya'll to com suckin my balls like blood ticks/
cos its your balls i'll be bustin like celtics/ (think and understand)
i'll be all in your mouth like toothpicks/
punchlines droppin out my mouth like mara-shitt/
am oozing coulogne you niggaz smellin like armpit/
ya'll untalented and if you want some talent quickly tap it/
and when i say piss, i mean shack it/
i throw d cards you blow up lik gambit/
my flo's raw like material/
fly boy,my homies call me aerial/
fly boy,you go'nn think am angel gabriel /
yeah,so clean u'll call me ariel/
i am advanced,words like bibliothecarial/ suckkkkkaaaaz!!!!

finally he speaks the bitter truth/
this is the final chapter not a truce/
there no limit to the talent the kid has shown/
he's enthusiastic about his heavenly home/
the cologne is smell is your em-bamment/
i just kicked you of the f**kin planet/
my game is far refined, i can do shit you only dream off/
that's i blow your card like gambit, i call your bluff/
im the ill reputed, deep flow encrypted/
battle rhymes perfected, lyrical godhead/
your too weak to sit were i stand no bragin/
with Viagra and steroids u still cant screw a virgin/
u couldn't fly if you was a kite whit wings and a rocket/
sshhh! i just promised your mom ill keep this of the docket/
this can be our very own dirty little secret/
the dude who writes your rhymes gets schooled by my lyrics/

nigga,i drop dat hard shit, strong asss/
your flo's so raz, no class/
chop you up frm d ground, no grass/
i eat three rappers lik treble, no bass/
i crack then break you, no glass/
no matter where my ding goes it finds your girl, compass/
when she sucks it she calls it, success/
while i jus stand there wit no stress/
like juicygirl,she so juicy when she un-dress/
lario,u need to eat some oreo's/
cos your flo's as hungry as skinny whores/
the swagger is swaggering,forget d pose/
dnt live wit licity,am a criminal but d prison's close/
full wit niggaz lik you who are overdosed/
with d thoughts that dey can rap, head and throats/
now go eat some oats/ suckkkkka!!!

mi don't tot GUNS mi f*** wit NUNS
this fool here, he dont do NON
some negros rap about TITLES
some other about assault RIFFLES
i got thugs ready to take your life FOOL
check the stats im the best this YEAR
you still wear bibs and diapers in HERE
handicap, limp di*k, slow ridding FELLER
may i SUGGEST you treat your DEMENTIA
before your next VERSE
im shrew about DIGITS
never have i been counted with a MIDGET
do you dig that you slow reasoning FAGOT
premature, product of a leaking GLOVE
the tears i shed are those of LOVE
your girl loves it when i explore her CREVICE
your mum still call me up singing CRAIG DAVIDS( can you fill me in
it not my foult you was abused like DRUGS
it was you poking you strong ass with your THUMB
no! its not Cobe who laid you on the bathroom RUG

ok ok, its S-O-N-I-Q (spell) again,
sorry it took a while fore I came back to cause some more pain ,
Makajibz, I see u still spitting like a kid with no game,
Guess i'll just have to flog you silly with a cane,
After the trashing, i'll pull you back to ask if you learnt your lesson,
Give you a few words, let you know you need a vision,
There's gotta be a purpose you have hopes of achieving,
Freestyling is fine as long as in the end it has a meaning,
Instead you running round in your pants just dissing,
At the end of it all you start to ask yourself, whats missing,
why do your flows seem to keep going into remission,
why is it when you on stage people start sleeping,
Feels like back into your coma you slipping,
Only this time even life support cant keep hour heart beating,
Unlike me, I'm serious like a heart attack,
My jaws clamp down like a shark attack,
Man when you in my hood, take a cue watch your back,
One word from me, you might find yourself beat-boxing,
Out on very cold streets with no stockings,
In your mind you see the black-hole you getting sucked in,
Standing up to me's like playing Eyimba 'gainst your street team,
IN D END, YOU JUST CANT WIN.