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Don't Laugh Too Hard ;D by Konye1: 10:32am On Mar 24, 2018
A Professor started his class on a
very
serious Topic. The moment he
turned
towards the blackboard, one of
the students
whistled.
He turned, looked at the class
and asked the
Whistler's name. No one
answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the
Pen in his
pocket saying: "Lecture ends
here. I'll tell you
a story to utilise the remaining
time".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hard to
sleep, but it
was miles away from my eyes, so
I thought
I'd better get petrol in my car,
which will
save my time next morning and
might
induce sleep.
After having my tank full, I
started roaming
in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a
girl who
was as young and beautiful as
the clothes
she was wearing. Must have
been returning
from a party.
Out of courtesy, I turned my car
towards her
and asked if I may be of any help.
She asked
me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be
very obliged,
to which I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me.
We started
talking, and to my amazement
she was very
intelligent, had control on many
topics
which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address,
she admitted
my courteous nature and
behavior and
accepted that she had fallen in
love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence
and beauty
and that I've also started liking
her. I told
her about my job
as a professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which
I gave her
willingly. Then she asked me a
favor, to
which i couldn't have denied
naturally.
She said that her brother is a
student in the
same university, and asked me to
take care
of him, since we'll be in a long
relationship
now.
I asked the name of the student.
She said
that I'll recognise him with one
of his very
prominent quality, He whistles a
lot!
All eyes in the classroom turned
towards the
boy who had whistled.
The professor said:
"I didn't buy my Ph.D in
Psychology...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out.

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Re: Don't Laugh Too Hard ;D by MistadeRegal(m): 10:38am On Mar 24, 2018
Konye1:
A Professor started his class on a
very
serious Topic. The moment he
turned
towards the blackboard, one of
the students
whistled.
He turned, looked at the class
and asked the
Whistler's name. No one
answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the
Pen in his
pocket saying: "Lecture ends
here. I'll tell you
a story to utilise the remaining
time".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hard to
sleep, but it
was miles away from my eyes, so
I thought
I'd better get petrol in my car,
which will
save my time next morning and
might
induce sleep.
After having my tank full, I
started roaming
in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a
girl who
was as young and beautiful as
the clothes
she was wearing. Must have
been returning
from a party.
Out of courtesy, I turned my car
towards her
and asked if I may be of any help.
She asked
me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be
very obliged,
to which I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me.
We started
talking, and to my amazement
she was very
intelligent, had control on many
topics
which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address,
she admitted
my courteous nature and
behavior and
accepted that she had fallen in
love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence
and beauty
and that I've also started liking
her. I told
her about my job
as a professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which
I gave her
willingly. Then she asked me a
favor, to
which i couldn't have denied
naturally.
She said that her brother is a
student in the
same university, and asked me to
take care
of him, since we'll be in a long
relationship
now.
I asked the name of the student.
She said
that I'll recognise him with one
of his very
prominent quality, He whistles a
lot!
All eyes in the classroom turned
towards the
boy who had whistled.
The professor said:
"I didn't buy my Ph.D in
Psychology...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out.



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Yawa don gas!
Stylish betrayal! cheesy cheesy cheesy

1 Like

Re: Don't Laugh Too Hard ;D by obynocute(m): 11:24am On Mar 24, 2018
hahahahahahahahaha........ op dat really got me. keep it up mahn...
Re: Don't Laugh Too Hard ;D by Obainoneandonly(m): 10:50pm On Mar 24, 2018
very creative
Re: Don't Laugh Too Hard ;D by nanora: 12:16pm On Mar 26, 2018
Haha! Great story!! Great plot twist!
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