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| Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by ezephills: 1:23pm On May 05, 2010 |
Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did. Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Priye Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God, This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend Priye Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday. Priye Priye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4 God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Priye Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told him. Priye walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God. Letter 5 God, I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!! The hit man. Diepriye www.laftaunlimited..com |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by drax(m): 4:56pm On May 05, 2010 |
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| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by D1KeleVra(m): 5:16pm On May 05, 2010 |
 nice djoke! |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by tanimz(f): 6:49pm On May 05, 2010 |
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| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 05, 2010 |
Very funny. Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Been a while. |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by Shalomcapa(m): 5:02am On May 06, 2010 |
guy u too much, nice one there, |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by flexystar(f): 2:47pm On May 06, 2010 |
that was nice  |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by tolu001: 2:51pm On May 06, 2010 |
| i cant laugh |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by factbox(f): 12:48am On May 07, 2010 |
Dat was cool! |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by sylve11: 10:21am On May 07, 2010 |
. . . . copy and paste   |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by D1KeleVra(m): 10:27am On May 07, 2010 |
^^ don't be a scallywag  |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by Etinoh(m): 5:25pm On May 07, 2010 |
Guy. u 2 mush. |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by D1KeleVra(m): 5:32pm On May 07, 2010 |
^^ old gist. . . many people have said that to me. . . no shaking  |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by sylve11: 5:34pm On May 07, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: shurup there idiaat! |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by D1KeleVra(m): 7:23pm On May 07, 2010 |
ur left ynsh is an idiat! |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by StudioCFR(m): 8:24pm On May 07, 2010 |
my joke |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by tanimz(f): 9:17pm On May 07, 2010 |
^^ Scallywag  |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by StudioCFR(m): 9:29pm On May 07, 2010 |
be yourself, STOP COPY PASTING damn it |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by tayoast(m): 1:06am On May 08, 2010 |
bunch of clowns poster, u try jare. more GREECE 2 ur. . . |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by tanimz(f): 1:51am On May 08, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Typical characteristic of a scallywag |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by 1stknight(m): 10:48pm On May 12, 2010 |
Nycly said |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by D1KeleVra(m): 2:39pm On May 13, 2010 |
*hic |
| Re: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by Kunbee: 11:05pm On May 14, 2010 |
Stale, recycled and boring |
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