why is it paining the girl that much. anyway the real issue is that we have less number of men and Christianity forbids marrying more than one wife, even people that their religion allows it, are not all doing it, then these gay people are complicating the whole thing making many women husbandless.

Epic response

Some of my childhood experience

1. Tasting a seed of groundnut from wat ur parents or elder sibling asked u to buy b4 reaching home. Dis made me wonder most times if I've bin cheated by d seller or I just let it spill on ma way home coz on reaching home I get to discover I almost finished it (but na just one one seed I bin d chop na)
2. Being sent to buy sugar/cooking oil/ biscuits n you start throwing it up n catching. I knw dis starts with very short throws barely 2cm away from ur palm but with time short throws'll boring, high throws r thrilling n u start feeling lyk David DeGea.....trust me dis never ends well.
3. After watching fast n furious, no toy cars to play wid, u go get a stick n start pushing in an inclined manner against d rough floor around ur play area. This drives u crazy wen u start killing d drifts n all dat.At a point u start feeling like getting van diesel to play dat role was a waste of money wen u cud do it better. Fellow nlanders if ma parents new how I got all d scars on ma abdomen back den my name would've bin changed to "Lord Impaler" (almost cast
rated myself several times.
4. Owning a diary. Parents talk their kids into this so dey can steal it to see all d gross things u get to say bout them and ur x-rated fantasies! U get to regret writing some of these things down sooner or later!! Thank God I never fell for it.
5. Fighting your elder siblings. Just d thought of this is making me lose my big backside to tin air! Never tried it but had neighbors who tried it coz dey started to get:
a. taller than their older siblings.
b. to do hard taxes assigned to their old siblings with ease.
c. to lift weight at a friend's place they think big bro or sis can't lift. (boys) and
d. a lot of things I found good enuf an excuse to fight ur seniors lyk, eating same quantity of food as their older siblings, big SIS's
Fact is this never ended well for them coz they get d beating of their lives and lost either a tooth or limp.
6. Tasting the meat from friend. hehehehe no need to talk plenty na una knw how e d end. U don't knw how it happened, fifty pieces are missing n wen u think vividly.....u've bin n n out of the kitchen fifty times

AUNTIE WETIN BE YOUR OWN!
NA YOUR PAPA GET LONDON?

permsec:
Bisi Alli-GAY-tor.

Straight guys forming gays everywhere.

Just like our beloved risky fellow that started stuttering in the bank after being challenged by a fearless lady.

Unam ikots!!

Make me president, i will feed every homosexual to the wild animals.

Where kpekus sweet reach? The second sweetest thing after kpekus is cottonboard in the Ear.

abeg send me d risky link

Folks gat -zero chills for LGBTQs in Naija... haba

Really, I am always astounded when people carry other people's matters on their heads like gala. How e take concern you aunty? Must be difficult being her neighbour!

Crixina:
i think the second sweetest thing is actually pissing or pooing after a long held piss or poo

Really? na so e dey do woman? I guess the piss is touching something and leading to the sweet sensation but I no dey experience am since na man I be. But poking own no follow o.

Printerscanner:


The lost of the 2015 election is still very painful, don't worry, another big and humiliating loss is coming in 2019, then you can commit suicide and then run away.

You are the enemy of state. Enjoy your scam.

free madness

permsec:
Bisi Alli-GAY-tor.

Straight guys forming gays everywhere.

Just like our beloved risky fellow that started stuttering in the bank after being challenged by a fearless lady.

Unam ikots!!

Make me president, i will feed every homosexual to the wild animals.

Where kpekus sweet reach? The second sweetest thing after kpekus is cottonboard in the Ear.

Burst my head

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Many men married women before realizing they are into men. Having a child doesn't make him less gay though.

We have so many homosexuals pretending to be straight just to avoid social condemnation.

Elton John had a grand wedding to a woman

Bisi alimi is just a dirty homosexual.
More or less a pervert.