AND THEY ASK US WHY DO WE FEAR COMMITMENT!!!


>>>
>>>A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
>>>although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party
>>>with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife,
>>>"Honey, I'll be right back."
>>>
>>>"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>>>
>>>"I'm going to the bar, pretty face, I'm going to have a beer."
>>>
>>>The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

>>>refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
12
>>>different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India ,etc.
>>>
>>>The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
>>>think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you
know, they
>>>have frozen glasses, "
>>>
>>>He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by
>>>saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer
mug
>>>out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding
>>>it.

>>>The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
bar
>>>they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious,

>>>I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

>>>"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
out

>>>5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets,

>>>mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

>>>"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know, there's swearing,
dirty
>>>words and all that, "
>>>

>>>"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your god
damn

>>>frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks, because you are
married

>>>now and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"