A funny, thought provoking and interesting satire

PDP: Please don't vote for Buhari!

Electorate: Who then shall we vote for?

PDP: You know......just don't vote for Buhari. That man is in his seventies. He is deaf. He is rascally. He is very thin. He looks like a herdsman. And he is Fulani

Electorate: Okay PDP . We have heard. Who should we vote for?

PDP: Very good..... Please in the interest of your children and their children, don't vote for Buhari. Buhari is the reason Nigeria is a third world country. He is sick. So the country is sick. Anybody who votes for Buhari is a slave, an slowpoke. Buhari stopped the Lagos metro line project in 1984 and commissioned a Lagos bus stop in 2018.

He is a reverse gear.

Electorate: So PDP who shall we vote for?

PDP: Please don't allow Buhari deceive you. He is a witch hunter. He is an Islamic extremist. He wants to islamize Nigeria. He is very corrupt. He might even be a womanizer. That Naomi Campbell. Buhari has no certificate. He might even be owing billions in taxes. He has refused to declare his assets. He looks like an igbo smoker!

Electorate: So PDP, who shall we vote for?

PDP: If you vote Buhari the country will collapse. Herdsmen will take over Benue. Igbos will leave for Biafra. Militants will blow all the pipelines and head for the ocean. Ebola will come back. If you vote Buhari, there will be many miscarriages and divorces. The man is evil.

Electorate: Who shall we vote for !!!!!

PDP: Buhari is incompetent. He has no soul. He doesn't sleep at night. He hasn't read in the last 3o years. He looks like stock fish. That could be why rats live in his office. Buhari is from Chad. No he is from Sudan. He doesn't eat rice . He hates parties. He doesn't like the chibok girls. Please don't vote Buhari. He is not human

Electorate. PDP! Who shall we vote for

PDP : Please don't... Don't oooo.... don't vote...Buhari Buhari...Buhari....Buhari....Boobooboo...Buhari...Boooooooo.

WHO - SHALL - WE - VOTE - FOR !!!!

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