Being a Nigerian is actually a good thing. Think of all the good stuffs I can do without having to first ask the government.

1. Packing your car. You pay in the west.
2. Tax. You have a job, even a menial job, and you must pay tax.
3. You can't even download common song off the internet without paying.
4. No free movies either.
5. Common light bill na die.
6. Yes, there's also water bill, gas bill, walking your dog bill(lol), poop bill, cable bill, wifi bill, etc
7. No. You can't borrow salt.
8. Add your own.

IN NIGERIA, I CAN DO ALL THESE STUFFS FOR FREE!
Just count your blessings and move on.

Decided to kill your ftc chances