1)Glo Jst Snd Me Msg
Dear Subscriber, It Has Come To Our Notice That
You Don't Call, You Don't Message, You Only
Flash, Please Bring Bak Our Sim And Collect
Your #100Naira
2) Real Men Dont Waste Tym Turnin Eba Swalow
Gari Nd Drink Hot Water
3) You Will Shoot A Kenyan Person, D Bullet Will
Come And Ask You For Torchlight :-v
4) Dad: If I Beat U Now Wat Will U Do
Son: I Will Go Wash D Toilet
Dad: Wat For?
Son: I Will Just Wash It Wit Ur Toothbrush Nd
Kip It Bak Witout Tellin U
5)some Girls Wil B Looking Lyk Zebra; Yellow
Ears, Black Face, Green Lips
NA WA O
6) Guy, Ur Whatsapp Status Dey Read At D Gym
Since 2015, Wetin U Wan Destroy
7) U Ask God For Phone, God Giv U, Nw U Dey
Use Am For Church, Tell Me Y Dat Phone Screen
No Go Go Blind
Girls Dat Lose Their Virginity because Of Iphone7
Nw Dat Iphone8 Is Out Hope U Ar Ready To Lose
Ur Destiny

SOURCE: Nigerian Online Community