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Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by Douzy(m): 5:11pm On Mar 15, 2007
GIRLS: Is your boyfriend/husband one of them geeks who would rather play with the shiny electro-toys than play around your 'holy region'?

Is he hypnotized with the new iPhone?, . . . Then hypnotize him with this iPhone Thong!. Guaranteed to make him take one look and keep his eyes locked on it.

GIRLS: Save your marriage!, reel him in!, let him take this iPhone for a test drive!, give him a hint that you also want an iPhone!

GUYS:
Give this to your sweetie and use it as a friendly reminder to get your iPhone as soon as it hits the market!.

Either way it is sure to bring a laugh. Happy bidding!


PS:
Found on eBay:
iPhone thong undies that are sure to capture the attention of many a geek who may otherwise not pay much attention to the nether regions of his female companion.

Bidding starts at 10 bucks. Oops, it's too late; they're gone already.

Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by Ferlie(m): 11:42pm On Mar 15, 2007
shut up - u r a cray fish
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by Raymand(m): 11:57am On Mar 16, 2007
Ahahahahh cray fish. . .good one man!
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by ugodaniel(m): 12:44pm On Mar 16, 2007
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by mukina2: 12:45pm On Mar 16, 2007
ugodaniel:

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

translate pls grin
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by ugodaniel(m): 12:48pm On Mar 16, 2007
Hi mukina2, wats goin down today! any breaking news yet
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by mukina2: 12:52pm On Mar 16, 2007
erm ermm

NNN never send am for my fone yet
grin
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by ugodaniel(m): 12:58pm On Mar 16, 2007
fair enough cheesy
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by Creamish(f): 1:02pm On Mar 16, 2007
@Ferlie---Uve called quite a number of pple cray fish--wasup with dat?

dat thong---hmm---do we need to also ask him for recharge cards? grin
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by ugodaniel(m): 1:04pm On Mar 16, 2007
Creamish:

@Ferlie---Uve called quite a number of people cray fish--wasup with that?

that thong---hmm---do we need to also ask him for recharge cards? grin
naughty naughty girl cheesy
Re: Official: iPhone Thong Saves Marriages?! by Creamish(f): 1:17pm On Mar 16, 2007
na wa ooo--

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