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How To Know A Virgin From Afar, Very Effective by Airwellbiz: 10:30am On May 14, 2018
HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM HER FACIAL SKIN SIGNATURE.

A Chinese scientist who base in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin girl without having sex with her.
According to his claims during an interview which took place at London, UK on 13 April 2018, he can recognize a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.
During a 30 minutes live interview on BBC which also was re-telecasted on CNN and other VIP world TVs like Channels TV, he has this to say through his interpreter:
"Against popular believe, sagged breasts doesn't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost. Pimples on the face is not an express way of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this...
When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left which would by impromptu make her move to the right and quietly walk beside her, then pass and go your way. Her virginity is not your business. Go and get your PVC.
We need you to vote and ensure APC is voted out of power.

GO GET YOUR PVC TODAY!!!

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Re: How To Know A Virgin From Afar, Very Effective by DeWorlex45(m): 11:06am On May 14, 2018
Chaiii, this OP got me real bad,. i swear.

I don't know why i have to be d ''FTC'' on dis kind of Thread, Chaii, man don suffer for women hand o,,.

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Re: How To Know A Virgin From Afar, Very Effective by Emycord: 11:24am On May 14, 2018
I WONT Even Comment So People Will Not Know That A Whole Me ViewEd This Thread. Let Me Just Silently Walk Out. Pls Next Person Use broom To Sweep Out My FootPrint, And Pls Don't Tell Anyone You Met Me On Your In. Thanks In Advance
Re: How To Know A Virgin From Afar, Very Effective by dodelight(m): 11:31am On May 14, 2018
OP, you tried! Mod, this funny post deserves FP. Lol!
Re: How To Know A Virgin From Afar, Very Effective by herraph: 11:36am On May 14, 2018
grin I was scammed. Op will make a very good yahoo boy.

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