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| ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:07am On Mar 18, 2007 |
~Samsung Electronics~ Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". *********************************************************** ~Caller {enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in France} ~ "If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" ********************************************************** ~Directory Enquiries~ Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off". ***************************************************************** Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland " *********************************************************************** On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried Operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on". ************************************************************* Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop". Customer: "OK". Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?". Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?? Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'". Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" **************************************************************** Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?". ****************************************************************** There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". ~Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employeeNow I know why they record these conversations!~ Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" Caller: "How do I tell?" Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller: "What's a monitor?" Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know." Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller: "Yes, I think so." Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is." Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller: "Okay, here it is." Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller: "I can't reach." Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." Operator: "Dark??" Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window?. Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller: "I can't." Operator: "No? Why not??" Caller: "Because there's a power failure." Operator: "A power, A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too f-ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!" |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by mohawkchic(f): 6:15pm On Jul 05, 2008 |
~If You're Reading This,Have a Lovely weekend  ~ |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by ituen(m): 4:16am On Jul 06, 2008 |
another old post but its worth remembering |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by tjtj1(m): 4:21am On Jul 06, 2008 |
lmao  |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by Jeovy(m): 6:19am On Jul 06, 2008 |
nice,have a nice weekend too |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by ituen(m): 6:30am On Jul 06, 2008 |
young man, weekend don finish |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by Jeovy(m): 6:35am On Jul 06, 2008 |
not here,mine just started |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by mohawkchic(f): 4:20pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
~Thanks Jeovy ~~@ Ituen . . . Yeah old Joke,Posted it a year ago just thought i'll breathe some life into it for the ones who havent read it and peeps like you who think its worth remembering!!  |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by troy34(m): 7:08pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
kai heat dey catch me |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:35am On Jul 07, 2008 |
troy34: ~For where? |
| Re: ~All True Recorded Phone Enquries ~ by ituen(m): 5:24am On Jul 07, 2008 |
The guy dey under woman bed whose husband is a General in the Army |
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