And we chatted.

Me here.

He there.

"... I won't ever forgive you o if you don't show for my wedding. Make I remind you again. September. Asaba Trad. Lagos. White. Colours . Azure. 15k for cap."

"But why you go vex if I no show, when I no vex for you when you no show for any of my invites?"

"Which invites?"

"My plays. Sankara for Felabration
No show. 3some at Freedom Park. No show. Sankara at Museum. No show..."

"Haba, you dey compare my wedding to common play?"

"Well for me to come from Canada in September na money I go take buy ticket."

"Money, no be your problem na. A whole bigger boy. Dollar is talking."

"Well na my common play dey give me the dollar na. But sha since all the invites I send you to show for my common play na free ones, I promise you if you send me flight ticket for your wedding, I swear I go show."

"Jude, you don change o."

"Na so we see am. Foolishness get lifespan."

Toronto.

From Mr. Jude's collections