To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot n luv him a little
To be happy with a woman,you must luv her a lot n don't understand her at all

A woman marries a man xpecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman xpecting she will not change,but she does

Married men live longer than single men do,but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new arguement

A woman worries abt d future till she gets married
A man never worries abt the future untill he gets married

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man