I just went to get some units from NEPA, or whatever they're calling themselves these days, and the conversation went something like this:

Me: "Happy June 12 in advance, my brotha. Abeg, price of units don come down?"

NEPA guy, frowning, responds: "Guy, wetin de do you? How declaration of June 12 as MKO Abiola Day take affect anything at all? Abeg, hurry up make other people pay."

Me, switching to English, : "Oh, so you mean it doesn't affect the rate of inflation, which is at double-digit by the way, the unemployment rate and the killings in Zamfara and Benue, to but mention a few?"

NEPA guy: "But of course not..."

A govt of deceit. Armed herdsmen day for their celebrations...

Kudos PMB

SamuelAnyawu:
Kudos PMB

For doing what
I think the president is out of idea like what Elder Statesman Tanko Yakassai said( Buhari doesn't even have Bad ideas for them to make some research about them whether good ideas can be found)