1. Thee Geeboys: By their posts, you shall know them. "Paste CC for instant top-up, fast picker needed, Experience loader available: 70/30 no sick client. The annoying thing about this guys is that after collecting 25000, they think they have made it in life. the next thing they do is to storm clubs with their aba made " wucci,vendi" and post pictures of their fake lives on social media. As if that's not enough, they go as far as insulting those hustling legally calling them all sort of names while the latter do nothing but cross their fingers till the day SARS lay their long hands on them.
2. The slay queen: Everyone has them on watsapp, you can't escape them. Even those who that make the vulture seem like m a beauty queen compared to them.they post about ten same pictures that ugly would have been a poor description if not for Snapchat filter and caption it with bobrisky's English "Am beautiful made" " is your WCW dine than me" and you begin to wonder if they ever saw the four walls of school. This set of people are also highly gifted when it comes to begging, they use the most cunning trick to exhort money from guys and brag about being self dependent online.
3. The feminists also known as men are scum: These ones are the .most annoying, they make you wish there was an invention such as "e-slap" they criticize boys heavily as if they have no male in their family.. These foolish set of girls post all their useless feelings online and begin to thank the guy that broke their hearts for making them stronger they form "team stone heart" they claiming no boy cab win their hearts again and urge other girls who have experienced a form of heartbreak or the other to move on ,forget about guys and focus on making money meanwhile they are ready to give any available guy BJ for a bottle of cold zobo and egg roll. If you have these of people just do yourself a Favour by preventing your self from seeing their annoying posts.
4.The Yoruba demon wannabe: These ones will go to IG and steal pictures of different girls they can't speak to without stuttering and begin to caption them with WCW, my heart, sauce, butterfly " continue God is watching you.
5.The pastor and Alfa: you can't help but marvel if these people have ever commited in a seen their entire lives, they post all bible , Quranic verses on their timelines and even threaten you with hell as If they are the gatekeepers. Despite being men of God some of them are holders of premium subscriptions on pornhub.
6.The brainless ones: You know science says we can't exist without our brains, the set of people contradict the law. They post without sense and it sometimes seems their life ambition is to make two dozens of posts on their watsapp story per day. You are always left with no choice but to mute their status and check once in a while to see if they have developed sense but a fool at twenty is a fool forever.

7.The failed artistes: " omo wobe drops tomorrow, trust me is a banger" truly tomorrow comes and he posts the link on his watsapp status and out of solidarity you download only to listen to a wack music with audio quality that can only be rivaled by NTA. As if that is not enough, they beg you to drop positive reviews in their DMs so they can post it for people to say. As a true friend you will do as they wish but deep in your mind, you know they sre closer to musical success as Kano pillars is to winning the UCL.
8 The Aproko bloggers: The lies this set of people tell make the devil appear as a gentleman. There is one guy on my contact list, this guy killed kolo Toure and he ressurected him within 24hours with this headline" The body of former Liverpool and Arsenal player, Kolo Toure has been found hanging in his London home following a suspected suicide." About six hours later, he came up with another headline " Kolo Toure is alive, dead body is his roommate" with this kind of terrible news on his status, I wonder what his blog will be made of.
9. The Kevin Hart: These ones will write trash, say trash all in a bid to make people laugh but no way. They make you begin to wonder if you're beginning to loose your sense of humor, you're not loosing it. But once you start laughing bat their jokes, you have no idea what humor means.
10. The motivation Mafia: Very early in the morning, they post motivational quotes,videos and all. You become so inspired by their posts that you actually start looking forward to their next posts but the irony in the lives of these people is that with all the inspirationals there lives have no bearing
11. The ISIS: These set of people wouldn't pass a primary two English examination yet they continue to embarrass their family members by posting ridiculous English sentences like " I come, I see , I conquer" " Drinking cigarette is bad for the body" "I just got my nails did" and so on. If you have this kind of people on your contacts list, you can be of great help to them by getting them an English tutor or if you have the Patience, teach rhem but if none of these works, mute them.
12. The memes provider: My favorite on the list, they update you with the latest meme, comedy skit e.t.c you can't help but feel grateful to them especially when you are having a bad and one of their funny contents helps calm you down. God bless them.
13. The chat merchants: These ones will screenshot their chats with their friends and post it on their status . recently one stupid boy was chatting with his girlfriend about their previous sexual meeting, next thing he did was to screenshot the chat and posted it one his wall for everyone to see his girlfriend praising his sexual skills. But some are enjoyable and pleasing to the eyes but once its getie excessive, people will be scared to chat with for fear of you posting it on your timeline.
14.The criminals: these ones are not common, but I have a friend that does it, he posts already used recharged card on his timeline, minutes later he'll post congratulations to a fictional name not on his contact lists. Some will tell you they mistakenly recharged #5000 from their back account( as if they have #1000 in there) they'll then send their account number to you promising to send you the airtime.if you send the money, I repeat, If you send the money ,you're gone
15.The konga: we are all familiar with them, the ones that want to sell a sweatshirt for 25k and the thieves that want to sell a Samsung s8 for 15k. These ones are the most common.
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sodiqapril:
7.The failed artistes: " omo wobe drops tomorrow, trust me is a banger" truly tomorrow comes and he posts the link on his watsapp status and out of solidarity you download only to listen to a wack music with audio quality that can only be rivaled by NTA. As if that is not enough, they beg you to drop positive reviews in their DMs so they can post it for people to say. As a true friend you will do as they wish but deep in your mind, you know they sre closer to musical success as Kano pillars is to winning the UCL.
8 The Aproko bloggers: The lies this set of people tell make the devil appear as a gentleman. There is one guy on my contact list, this guy killed kolo Toure and he ressurected him within 24hours with this headline" The body of former Liverpool and Arsenal player, Kolo Toure has been found hanging in his London home following a suspected suicide." About six hours later, he came up with another headline " Kolo Toure is alive, dead body is his roommate" with this kind of terrible news on his status, I wonder what his blog will be made of.
9. The Kevin Hart: These ones will write trash, say trash all in a bid to make people laugh but no way. They make you begin to wonder if you're beginning to loose your sense of humor, you're not loosing it. But once you start laughing bat their jokes, you have no idea what humor means.
10. The motivation Mafia: Very early in the morning, they post motivational quotes,videos and all. You become so inspired by their posts that you actually start looking forward to their next posts but the irony in the lives of these people is that with all the inspirationals there lives have no bearing
11. The ISIS: These set of people wouldn't pass a primary two English examination yet they continue to embarrass their family members by posting ridiculous English sentences like " I come, I see , I conquer" " Drinking cigarette is bad for the body" "I just got my nails did" and so on. If you have this kind of people on your contacts list, you can be of great help to them by getting them an English tutor or if you have the Patience, teach rhem but if none of these works, mute them.
12. The memes provider: My favorite on the list, they update you with the latest meme, comedy skit e.t.c you can't help but feel grateful to them especially when you are having a bad and one of their funny contents helps calm you down. God bless them.
13. The chat merchants: These ones will screenshot their chats with their friends and post it on their status . recently one stupid boy was chatting with his girlfriend about their previous sexual meeting, next thing he did was to screenshot the chat and posted it one his wall for everyone to see his girlfriend praising his sexual skills. But some are enjoyable and pleasing to the eyes but once its getie excessive, people will be scared to chat with for fear of you posting it on your timeline.
14.The criminals: these ones are not common, but I have a friend that does it, he posts already used recharged card on his timeline, minutes later he'll post congratulations to a fictional name not on his contact lists. Some will tell you they mistakenly recharged #5000 from their back account( as if they have #1000 in there) they'll then send their account number to you promising to send you the airtime.if you send the money, I repeat, If you send the money ,you're gone
15.The konga: we are all familiar with them, the ones that want to sell a sweatshirt for 25k and the thieves that want to sell a Samsung s8 for 15k. These ones are the most common.
16.Add yours.
Lalasticlala

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