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Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(m): 12:57pm On Jun 01, 2010
The fifa board has decided that ladies should be the goal keepers for world cup 2010, Because, no matter how wild they open, they never let the BALLS in grin 
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by romsky: 4:03pm On Jun 01, 2010
y am i not laffing? angry
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by EfemenaXY: 4:51pm On Jun 01, 2010
@poster

Didn't get the joke.

Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining it in English??
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(m): 8:53pm On Jun 01, 2010
Efemena_xy:

@poster

Didn't get the joke.

Perhaps you wouldn't mind explaining it in English??
Ur mate are in class receiving lectures you are here looking for an english teacher.
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by EfemenaXY: 1:54pm On Jun 02, 2010
Mr Woke4all, no need to get all twitchy or sensitive. Facts are:


[list]
[li]The crap you posted isn't standard English[/li]

[li]Your Innuendo doesn't match your intended joke [/li]

[li]No one likes your joke because it's not funny  angry  [/li][/list]

Now crawl back under your rock and don't surface till you've got a decent joke for us Nairalanders!!!
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^
must you comment? Kill urself if it's not funny.
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2010
^^
must you comment? Kill urself if it's not funny.
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by EfemenaXY: 2:10pm On Jun 02, 2010
Every joke posted on Nairaland's joke section is open to comments - either good or bad.

Now if you can't handle it --> go fry sand chop

& 4 your info. na u go 1st kill urself

<Bloody  a**hole>
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 4:07pm On Jun 02, 2010
Wia de mods go sef??Some people here needs re-branding:-P
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by EfemenaXY: 5:36pm On Jun 02, 2010
My man Studio!!

U fit apply for the job now  grin
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2010
We dont buy respect we earn itB-)
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by romsky: 12:51pm On Jun 03, 2010
see flattery
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by dani1luv: 1:08pm On Jun 03, 2010
angry embarassed
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Dyt(f): 4:56pm On Jun 03, 2010
Mtchewwwww
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 8:33pm On Jun 03, 2010
Studio CFR:

We dont buy respect we earn itB-)

hehehehe. . . wonders shall neva end!! angry angry angry

i kinda get d joke na cheesy cheesy
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by DAVE5(m): 12:13am On Jun 04, 2010
Na the poster cos all this nonsense with hin meaningless writeup
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by karo93: 9:01am On Jun 05, 2010
that was creative!
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 9:24am On Jun 05, 2010
yeah!
dude's creative
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by flexystar(f): 6:26pm On Jun 05, 2010
dani1luv:

angry embarassed
yea moaaan!! express ur self
tayo_ast:

yeah!
dude's creative
i know u like stale jokes
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by dani1luv: 6:30pm On Jun 05, 2010
flexie grin
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tanimz(f): 8:22pm On Jun 05, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 8:57pm On Jun 05, 2010
flexystar, eni t'o ma na e pa l'o n wa.

Tanimzing, hw far na?
ki lo n tanimz lale yi now??
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tanimz(f): 12:22am On Jun 06, 2010
Tayo, se ko si? undecided

Fimisile jo. sad
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 7:30am On Jun 06, 2010
I cant take it. Hahaha
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 10:28am On Jun 06, 2010
tanimz:

Tayo, se ko si? undecided

Fimisile jo. sad


ehh. . . o tun ti bere abi. . . o ma n form.
sha gb'ara duro. . . je k'a sare sh'erepa


Studio CFR:

I cant take it. Hahaha

go and die away. . . lo ku danu tongue
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by Woke4all(m): 2:44pm On Jun 06, 2010
Wow, My the thread is growing. Atleast some like's it. grin ;>
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by dani1luv: 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2010
tssew!
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tanimz(f): 4:17pm On Jun 06, 2010
tayo_ast:


ehh. . . o tun ti bere abi. . . o ma n form.
sha gb'ara duro. . . je k'a sare sh'erepa

Emi ati iwo??!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Olorun maje!! angry angry angry angry
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 5:37pm On Jun 06, 2010
Wa'shere jor omo to soji. Lol.


@tayo,
Why u dey hate U no get mouth wia i dey, I know sey u don frustrate but nor be my fault.
Ti olorun oba'pami, Meta la'e o'tobe.
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2010
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by StudioCFR(m): 8:04pm On Jun 06, 2010
go get ya drugs my brother, E no easy cool
Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by tayoast(m): 8:07pm On Jun 06, 2010
get d hell outta my face!!!

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