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Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jun 12, 2018
PresidentMKO:
Gamble responsibly o, ma nigga shocked cool

Them no dey tell person say rain dey fall grin


Thanks bro
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by PresidentMKO: 1:52pm On Jun 12, 2018
iamabundance:
please how much is uwene ifod?
What do you care?
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by coputa(m): 2:09pm On Jun 12, 2018
saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic shocked

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!
Do you think breaking new grounds in science and technology is by mere reading of textbooks,it involves witchcraft powers,it's time black man should explore this area for economic growth
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Bullhari007(m): 2:26pm On Jun 12, 2018
diamondy:
See incantation nitori olorun!! Bros, apply for the post of Head of witchcraft studies dept
grin
diamondy:
See incantation nitori olorun!! Bros, apply for the post of Head of witchcraft studies dept
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Horlahmah(m): 3:10pm On Jun 12, 2018
They will be employed to attack terrorists and enemies. Good development
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by SoulB6: 3:34pm On Jun 12, 2018
room089:
South Africa first, Zambia second!

my nigga you r following
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by joshtega27(m): 3:38pm On Jun 12, 2018
saintkeppy:
Brethren brace up!!, End time is Near

UNESCO will soon introduce this course in UNIBEN &UNICAL or UI, Nigeria

It will be like:

what course are you studying?

Ans: Witchcraft Studies, I am in my final year, currently writing my Project...

Hmmmm! Interestin'
What's ur Project Topic?

Ans: The Effect of Witchcraft Powers on African Leaders &their Nation's Economic Growth.

Wow, that's a nice Topic shocked

Thanks

Do you intend to further?

Ans: yes, with specialisation in witchcraft Technology, "Flying at Night" case study

Omg! I can see you wanna be a TecnoKraft

Ans: ya ya, yes of course...

Surprisingly, pesin go still use this witchcraft degrees go get work for Oil&Gas company via witchcraft manipulation on the company.

Naija Jambites mek una prepare to pick this course as backup, whether you score high or low for UME, admission will be free, no aptitude Test or Screenin'

After admission, the Head of Department, Witchcraft Studies Welcomes you the to latest Dept. On Campus, where u guys will later fly at nite to attend the Matric party at the Coven!


Instead of African leaders to find a way of solvin'numerous problems facin'their countries or break new grounds in Technology, they're busy embracin'Witchcraft Degree Programme. Smh!!



lol...this guy
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Austin234(m): 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2018
Member spotted already
pocohantas:
How can I enrol? smiley
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jun 12, 2018
How do i gain admission into this university to study this course? I need Winch Buhari small... grin grin grin grin grin
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Austin234(m): 5:09pm On Jun 12, 2018
If ur write-up is any thing to go by why did some developed countries like Britain, US, Germany etc outlaw witchcraft. With the likes of u in Africa, the continent will still be in medieval era. This own much to racial discrimination against blacks. Lack of technological know how. The white will respect us anytime Africa develop technologically and not witchcraft nonsense
coputa:
Do you think breaking new grounds in science and technology is by mere reading of textbooks,it involves witchcraft powers,it's time black man should explore this area for economic growth
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Stanley86: 5:30pm On Jun 12, 2018
may God have mercy upon this generation
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by coputa(m): 5:37pm On Jun 12, 2018
Austin234:
If ur write-up is any thing to go by why did some developed countries like Britain, US, Germany etc outlaw witchcraft. With the likes of u in Africa, the continent will still be in medieval era. This own much to racial discrimination against blacks. Lack of technological know how. The white will respect us anytime Africa develop technologically and not witchcraft nonsense
This is the reason Africa(blacks) still remain backward,you think the white will tell you what they used the gods they bought from Africa to do,
What is science,it is a supernatural study of the universe propelled by estra terrestrial forces that is beyond textbooks theories.Without science there cannot be technology.
Africa has that scientific gift,but it has never been used(channelled) towards the right direction.We need to harness our black power positively to attain a progressive height in technology.The white will never transfer technology to us because it is not transferable,you develop it.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Masterclass32: 7:17pm On Jun 12, 2018
Very unfortunate.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Augustap(f): 7:47pm On Jun 12, 2018
Zambia and weird things be like police and #20 grin

Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Austin234(m): 9:12pm On Jun 12, 2018
U develop it definitely not thru witchcraft
coputa:
This is the reason Africa(blacks) still remain backward,you think the white will tell you what they used the gods they bought from Africa to do,
What is science,it is a supernatural study of the universe propelled by estra terrestrial forces that is beyond textbooks theories.Without science there cannot be technology.
Africa has that scientific gift,but it has never been used(channelled) towards the right direction.We need to harness our black power positively to attain a progressive height in technology.The white will never transfer technology to us because it is not transferable,you develop it.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by jhubril(m): 10:34pm On Jun 12, 2018
naijacentric:
where did u think technology came from? Its magic na

Technology is magic? Someone should get me a gun
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by naijacentric(m): 10:57pm On Jun 12, 2018
jhubril:


Technology is magic? Someone should get me a gun
dont worry do ur research
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by jhubril(m): 12:17am On Jun 13, 2018
naijacentric:
dont worry do ur research
You should be jailed for this!
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 2:10am On Jun 13, 2018
Ituneth:
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You try
.

Thanks oh...
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 2:13am On Jun 13, 2018
nijabazaar:


You are good
.

Thanks Baba... smiley
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 2:15am On Jun 13, 2018
BCISLTD:



see pure talent. .in comedy
.


Thanks for the compliment
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by saintkeppy(m): 2:55am On Jun 13, 2018
coputa:
Do you think breaking new grounds in science and technology is by mere reading of textbooks,it involves witchcraft powers,it's time black man should explore this area for economic growth
.


African witchcraft Powers are used for Destruction instead of Building...They use it to inflict pains instead of Joy, can't you see how backward we(Africans) are interms of development?? What meaningful things have we used this powers to invent ever since Jesus Christ left this Earth??

Oh! It is now Africans wanna wake up??

Hate it or love it...End times are here, that's why you see weird things are happening like this piece of news &it was written long time ago in the Scriptures.

If you like study Witchcraft Science up to PhD level, nothing go still come out. cool

And if you can do anything meaningful with the witchcraft Certificates in ur hands, don't worry, Powerful Men of God are always available in Nigeria to caste &bind every witchcraft powers you have acquired over the years in the University &the Certificate(s) set ablaze grin
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by naijacentric(m): 7:34am On Jun 13, 2018
jhubril:


You should be jailed for this!
lol okay mr jailer
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by mechanics(m): 10:22pm On Jun 14, 2018
scary.
Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by Oluwatosin27(m): 10:30pm On Jun 14, 2018
mechanics:
scary.




Lol... Witch cfraft!

1 Like

Re: University Of Zambia To Train Students In Witchcraft, To Start With 20 Witches by mechanics(m): 8:43pm On Jun 15, 2018
Oluwatosin27:
b



Lol... Witch cfraft!
yeah

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