BY @LEKZYLOADED



Attending musical shows in Nigeria can be very interesting and fun-filled.

Apart from the one in a million experience of watching your favourite artistes perform live on stage, the activities of other people around make the whole show experience even more amazing.

Below Are 10 Types Of People You Will Meet At Any Musical Show In Nigeria:-


1. The Ones That Come To Do Video Coverage


These ones are so common. Prior to any music shows, they get their phones charged and power bank just because they want to record everything that happens on stage.

The most annoying thing is, even those with 1.3-pixel camera phone will be recording. In Lasisi Elenu’s voice, are you mad??



2. The Ones That Come To Drink


When you see these people at shows, you see them with that Olamide’s red cup. An ordinary eye cannot do free madness, so these people will always be with their cup of drinks till the end of the show.

It is in their constitution to drink high before partying hard.



3. The Ones That Come To Shake Ordinary Head


In as much as these people are always not much at many Naija music shows, they constitute important part of the audience.

Even if Small Doctor is jumping from speakers to speakers while performing “Penalty”, these ones will do nothing but shake their head rhythmically to the beat.

It’s not like they are not enjoying the songs or the artistes, they just unnecessarily have home training.



4. The Ones That Come To Sing Their Intestine Out


These ones occupy the vast majority of show-goers in Nigeria. No matter who comes on stage, they sing along as if they wrote the lyrics together with the artistes.



These ones will want to sing louder than the speakers at the show venue. Anyway, these are the people that actually make many Nigerian artistes happy on stage. They make the job easier for artistes.



5. The Ones That Come To Dance


These ones don’t send anybody. They dance from the beginning of the show till the end, as a matter of fact, if they really like the artiste, they will find their way on stage to dance with him or her.

Also, most of them don’t care who they come to the show with, they dance with anybody they see.



6. The Ones That Come To Look For Date Or One Night Stand


Yes! There are many people in this category. They are hunters with a mission to get a bae at the show venue. Once they enter the event ground they are already looking for any lonely or stranded girl or guy to engage with during and after the show.

In this category, you will find the Yoruba demons.



7. The Social Media Reporters And Judges


These are hashtag masters and social media addicts. All they come to do at the show is to report everything happening at the event on social media especially Twitter.

Many of them are there with their phones, judging every artistes performance with social media posts. These people are unofficial amebos.



8. The Ones That Come To Steal
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These are the Legbegbe people. They go to shows with a single mission, to steal what does not belong to them.

These set of people will be at computer village the next day to sell off anything they’ve stolen.


So, Which Category Are You?
Are there any categories we missed? Feel free to add yours in comments section!

Source: http://www.lekzyloaded.com/entertainment/8-types-of-people-you-will-meet-at-any-naija-musical-shows-no-7-are-very-annoying

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The ones that jump on stage and start rubbing their bum bum on the artist


The ones that cry

(ladies)

The ones that faint when the artiste touch them

Women doing what they know best, especially the ones above me