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Obasanjo's Clock by r231(m): 9:03pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
When Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by DAVE5(m): 12:31am On Jun 04, 2010 |
dis joke is off the hook,though i've heard dis b4 but urs is funnier |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by StudioCFR(m): 12:34am On Jun 04, 2010 |
Hhhmm lol |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by AqRiUsAge(f): 12:43am On Jun 04, 2010 |
lmao |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Pogistega(m): 5:36pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Very interesting. |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by Dyt(f): 10:42pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
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Re: Obasanjo's Clock by darequam(m): 4:18am On Jun 07, 2010 |
That is to say, Obasanjo no pull break for his lying career, ha ha ha ha ha, Am sure my own clock would be stiff, |
Re: Obasanjo's Clock by BUSHYANUS(m): 12:33pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
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