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B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by MikeOG(m): 1:06am On Jun 06, 2010 |
Before marriage: Husband: Aahhh i can hardly wait Wife: Do you want me 2 leave? Husband: Dont even think about it Wife: Do you love me? Husband: of course always have, always will Wife: Have you cheated on me? Husband: No, why you even asking Wife: Will you kiss me? Husband: Every chance i get! Wife: Will you hit me? Husband: Hell no, are you crazy Wife: Can i trust you? Husband: Yes Wife: Darling After marriage: Now read from bottom to top |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Naijagal12(f): 2:05am On Jun 06, 2010 |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Dyt(f): 11:11pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
OMG @Poster - That's what I call creative writing!! Kudos to you |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 11:54pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
Creating writting my azz. Stale jare. Dyt, Agbaya! Grow up jor. *No offence* |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 11:56pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
*creative* |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:57pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
You again!! How u take know say this na stale joke?? |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Nobody: 11:59pm On Jun 06, 2010 |
nice one |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:03am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Efe, Which kind JAMB QUESTION be that dis early morning? U wan see my red eye? |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Stale to you but not to others. Its better than some jokes you've dropped, so make we hear word joooor. E be like say e dey your routine to dey derail threads. |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:10am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Studio 'an u sure say u don reach JAMB level?? No forget say e never too tay when us Nairalanders see ur S.S.C.E result!! anyways, u need to stop eating all that kola 'an get back to bed |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:11am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Bounce! I no dey your level. |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:12am On Jun 07, 2010 |
sting_224: abi? Sting abeg help me tell am jo! |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:13am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Studio CFR: really? but u no get level na |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:18am On Jun 07, 2010 |
How u take know? Bad belle people sef never cease to amuse me. *sad* |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Na ur bad-belle no let u appreciate better joke Studio has no sense of humour |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:36am On Jun 07, 2010 |
People no go hear u well with dat frog voice. GO BBC |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:41am On Jun 07, 2010 |
hehehe you're mad O! <yawns> Efe no get energy to fight with you this night/morning, I go call am quits, you win (for now) |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:52am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Hehehe. Ok baby gudnight. |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:58am On Jun 07, 2010 |
night-night |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 1:02am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Dream about me oh lol |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 1:05am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 1:10am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Whats that? U don miss your period again? |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 6:38am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Lol, I will have 2 do some thinking b4 marrying some1 |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 6:50am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Cool |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 6:53am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Thought u said da joke was stale |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 7:02am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Is it your joke? Why u dey forward? |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 7:08am On Jun 07, 2010 |
No it's nt mine but afta sayin all them things b4. Just think it's a bit weird dats all |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by MikeOG(m): 7:54am On Jun 07, 2010 |
Studio man I didn't mean 2 cos any problem yea, just thought I would share a joke. u need 2 lighten up man |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:59am On Jun 07, 2010 |
^^@Poster no mind Studio jo, E problem be say e no get any taste at all besides, we all like this ur joke - so send us more pls if u get Awalondon: No worry about that one. Everyone know say Studio na weirdo |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Adonike(m): 1:14pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
This is da BOMB! |
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
Da What? No make me laugh abeg. *yawns* G.O , No vex, Efe, Bounce! I wan refill. |
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