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B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by MikeOG(m): 1:06am On Jun 06, 2010
Before marriage:
Husband: Aahhh i can hardly wait
Wife: Do you want me 2 leave?
Husband: Dont even think about it
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: of course always have, always will
Wife: Have you cheated on me?
Husband: No, why you even asking
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance i get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no, are you crazy
Wife: Can i trust you?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Darling

After marriage:
Now read from bottom to top
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Naijagal12(f): 2:05am On Jun 06, 2010
cheesy
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Dyt(f): 11:11pm On Jun 06, 2010
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On Jun 06, 2010
OMG @Poster - That's what I call creative writing!!

Kudos to you cheesy
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 11:54pm On Jun 06, 2010
Creating writting my azz.

Stale jare.

Dyt, Agbaya! Grow up jor.
*No offence*
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 11:56pm On Jun 06, 2010
*creative*
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:57pm On Jun 06, 2010
You again!!  cheesy

How u take know say this na stale joke??
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Nobody: 11:59pm On Jun 06, 2010
nice one
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:03am On Jun 07, 2010
Efe,
Which kind JAMB QUESTION be that dis early morning?

U wan see my red eye?
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 07, 2010
Studio CFR:

Creating writting my azz.

Stale jare.

Dyt,  Agbaya! Grow up jor.
*No offence*

Stale to you but not to others. Its better than some jokes you've dropped, so make we hear word joooor. E be like say e dey your routine to dey derail threads.
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:10am On Jun 07, 2010
Studio angry

'an u sure say u don reach JAMB level??  shocked

No forget say e never too tay when us Nairalanders see ur S.S.C.E result!!  

anyways, u need to stop eating all that kola 'an get back to bed b4 I spank you  cheesy
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:11am On Jun 07, 2010
Bounce!

I no dey your level.
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:12am On Jun 07, 2010
sting_224:

Stale to you but not to others. Its better than some jokes you've dropped, so make we hear word joooor. E be like say e dey your routine to dey derail threads.

abi?

Sting abeg help me tell am jo!  smiley
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:13am On Jun 07, 2010
Studio CFR:

Bounce!

I no dey your level.

really?

but u no get level na tongue
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:18am On Jun 07, 2010
How u take know? Bad belle people sef never cease to amuse me.
*sad*
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Jun 07, 2010
Na ur bad-belle no let u appreciate better joke

Studio has no sense of humour tongue
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:36am On Jun 07, 2010
People no go hear u well with dat frog voice.

GO BBC
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:41am On Jun 07, 2010
hehehe

you're mad O!

<yawns>

Efe no get energy to fight with you this night/morning,

I go call am quits, you win (for now) smiley
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 12:52am On Jun 07, 2010
Hehehe. Ok baby gudnight.
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 12:58am On Jun 07, 2010
night-night cheesy
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 1:02am On Jun 07, 2010
Dream about me oh lol
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 1:05am On Jun 07, 2010
wink
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 1:10am On Jun 07, 2010
Whats that? U don miss your period again?
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 6:38am On Jun 07, 2010
Lol, I will have 2 do some thinking b4 marrying some1
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 6:50am On Jun 07, 2010
Cool
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 6:53am On Jun 07, 2010
Thought u said da joke was stale
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 7:02am On Jun 07, 2010
Is it your joke?
Why u dey forward?
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Awalondon(f): 7:08am On Jun 07, 2010
No it's nt mine but afta sayin all them things b4. Just think it's a bit weird dats all
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by MikeOG(m): 7:54am On Jun 07, 2010
Studio man I didn't mean 2 cos any problem yea, just thought I would share a joke. u need 2 lighten up man
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by EfemenaXY: 11:59am On Jun 07, 2010
^^@Poster no mind Studio jo,

E problem be say e no get any taste at all

besides, we all like this ur joke - so send us more pls if  u get  tongue

Awalondon:

No it's nt mine but afta sayin all them things b4. Just think it's a bit weird dats all

No worry about that one. Everyone know say Studio na weirdo   cheesy
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by Adonike(m): 1:14pm On Jun 07, 2010
This is da BOMB!
Re: B4 Marriage N Afta Marriage by StudioCFR(m): 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2010
Da
What? No make me laugh abeg.
*yawns*



G.O , No vex,


Efe, Bounce! I wan refill.

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