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This is quite funny!

Here are some signs that you won't find anywhere else in the world except in AFRICA ,

In a restaurant in Ethiopia:

"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:

"No trespassing without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?"

On a poster in Ghana:

"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo:

"Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:

"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:

"Risk of electric shock-Do not activate with wet hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:

"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leone hospital:

"Mental Health Prevention Centre."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:

"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.

In a Malawi hotel:

"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park:

"It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:

"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."

And the prize goes to,

On the walls of a 'butchery' (a shack with a bloodshot, sweaty, short
Kikuyu with an axe) in Kawangware, SW of Nairobi, Kenya.

"We sell all meats, goat meat, sheep meat, fish meat, chicken meat, beef meat, "

cant stop laughing    

Do you want to kill me cos people are just looking at me like what's wrong with this dude. Abeg small small

nice one

fanx

You should not laugh your ass out except you are a humanbeing, created for that purpose .