An evolving feature of Nigeria's economy is the gradual shift from UNemployment to "NON-employment." In other words, UNemployment is fading away and we are entering a phase of NON-employment especially in the State civil service and other governmental and private (transnational) work organizations.

So, are YOU UNemployed or NON-employed? I know a lot of you will say you are "SELF-employed," but you and I know so well that the self-employed cliche' or tag especially on the social media profiles of many graduates in Nigeria is another EUPHEMISM for being unemployed or even non-employed. Almost every Nigerian youth on Nairaland, Facebook e.t.c, is "SELF-employed" just like almost every young/UNmarried woman is STILL "In a relationship/Engaged" for several YEARS. Hmm. Was it like this about ten to 15 years ago? Make una kontinue to deceive una selves.

For me, am "proudly" unemployed but hope to have already been a NATURALIZED Zimbabwean by the time this country finally becomes largely NON-employable in the future as it seem to appear.