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Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by mohawkchic(f): 2:14am On Mar 25, 2007 |
A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store and shyly walked up to the counter and said that he would like to buy a bra for his wife. The clerk asked what type of bra. ”Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally baffled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple, The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountain's out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! {A} ~ Almost Boobs ~ {B} ~ Barely there ~ {C} ~ Can't Complain! ~ {D} ~ Dang! ~ {DD} ~Double dang! ~ {E} ~ Enormous! ~ {F} ~ Fake. ~ {G} ~ Get a Reduction !. ~ {H} ~ Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !! ~ They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen! |
Re: Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by mohawkchic(f): 3:42am On Mar 25, 2007 |
Am a catholic with Double dangs and very proud of em |
Re: Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by femionasan(m): 1:43pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
Are u single? |
Re: Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by mohawkchic(f): 5:06pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
femionasan:That's for me to know J/K no am not soz |
Re: Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by ultrafem(f): 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2007 |
lol funny piece |
Re: Wut Religion Is your Bra ? by Free(f): 2:52am On Mar 26, 2007 |
lmao |
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