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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I have! a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they
could be Lebanese?
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know hi! m well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist a visit an hour every week for two-and-a-half years.
He must be crazy.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift?
I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor.
Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
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A Ukrainian immigrant goes to the Motor Vehicles Registry to apply for a driver's license.
He has to take an eye test.
The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

"Could you read this please?" the clerk asks.
"Read it?" the Ukrainian replies, "I know the guy."
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Defence Attorney : "What is your age?"
Little Old Lady : "I am 86 years old."

DA : "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?"
LOL : "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm
spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat
down beside me."

DA : "Did you know him?"
LOL : "No, but he sure was friendly."

DA : "What happened after he sat down?"
LOL : "He started to rub my thigh."

DA : "Did you stop him?"
LOL : "No, I didn't stop him."

DA : "Why not?"
LOL : "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago."

DA : "What happened next?"
LOL : "He began to rub my breasts."

DA : "Did you stop him then?"
LOL : "No, I did not stop him."
DA : "Why not?"
LOL : "Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!"

DA : "What happened next?"
LOL : "Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said
to him 'Take me, young man, take me!'"

DA : "Did he take you?"
LOL : "h*ll, no. He just yelled 'April Fool!!!' , and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

lol the april fool one is awesome,silly messin w/a woman's needs like that !