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Woman Agrees To Be A : by ituen(m): 12:34am On Oct 04, 2007 |
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her. |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by kronkykay(m): 2:27am On Oct 04, 2007 |
TOO ANXIOUS TO SURVIVE, SHE'LL CURSE HER GRAVE TILL IT ROTS! FUNNY THOUGH! |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by Migines(m): 7:06am On Oct 04, 2007 |
Lol 1 man's food is anoda man's poison. |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Oct 04, 2007 |
u answer me do u screw then if u dont dont come for lunch lol thats one helluva joke |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by ituen(m): 5:41pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
@Clem wen can i invite u for lunch? i'll sharpen my Blah blah on a grinding stone, wear a rubber and wait for u |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by Aiphie(f): 5:55pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
Evry tin bout this joke is fony To start wit how did a full grown woman manage to b blown ova like that |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by Aiphie(f): 5:59pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
U know maybe Ituen pushed ha |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by mimiko(f): 11:59pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
Clem u can cause trouble :Du re sooo lucky u re not doing it in person if they catch u pls dont scream my name u guys got me cracking up every sec |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by ituen(m): 11:07am On Oct 05, 2007 |
Aiphie: Aiphie, u very well know that i was there and u were the one i pushed over for refusing me S** . We did not know waht happened to you after the 3rd man left you. Now u posted, i know u are alive and hearty . Miss u much much |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Oct 05, 2007 |
hahahhahahahha come on ituen ur bla bla bla is sooooooooooooooooooo alphie so u are now enjoyn the vitamin SEX anyway its good for u it'll make u have a sharp mind ituen the sex bomb! make freezy catch you |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by ituen(m): 12:57pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
There's no other way to tell than, |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by BASETSANA(f): 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
funny |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by mimiko(f): 4:10am On Oct 13, 2007 |
wats up guys |
Re: Woman Agrees To Be A : by ituen(m): 9:01am On Oct 13, 2007 |
long time babe |
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