The Conversation of Sins 1.

In the realm of realms.

Lie: I'm tired of being on call every time. My legs ache from running down to serve these men.

Fornication: You're a meek person, and too friendly. I don't receive so much call as you do.

Lie: They see you as a first-class ticket to Hell, but me, they see as nothing. So they call on me anytime, without guilt.

Fornication: It feels good to be fornication. Although I receive so many calls, but I still have some time to rest.

Lie: Stop adding to my misery. I wish I can scream down at these breathless souls that we both have equal rank.

Fornication: But you can't do that. Come to think of it, neither of us actually take anybody to hell.

Lie: But if they begin to seriously believe I do, I will have some time to rest.

Fornication: You are even lucky. Imagine you are General Unbelief.

Lie: I pity him, though. He now almost has a permanent residence with men.

Fornication: They call on him every second. The terrible thing is, they don't even know they are calling him.

Lie: Oh...Oh

Fornication: What?

Lie: This man is calling me again. To think he just finished preaching against me.

........to be continued, hopefully.