*_SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT_* To All The Students Of, *Bet9ja University* *Nairabet Polythenic* *Winnersbet College of Education* *Superiorbet Private University* *Betcolony School of Health* *Superbet School of Nursing* *Surebet federal university of Ariculture* *1960bet State University* *Stakersden college of technology.* The new semester and 2018/2019 academic session is starting on the 4th of August as *Faculty of France* will resume lectures while *Veteran School of Spain,* *College of Germany* and *School of Italy* will resume on the 10th. However, *School of Switzerland* resumes today, other *Minor Faculties* has resume to meet up in their _Academic Session_. Full academic activities will start on the 12th of August, as *Research Center England* will kick start in all his courses. It will be on this note that *Master Degree* students will start thier *Europa League _project_* in a short run. While the *Ph.d* students will Progress with *UEFA Champion's League _project_*. The *_Course Rep of_ Real Madrid* *Ramos* have seen the *SUG _President_* *"Ronaldo"* move to *Juventus* to continue his outstanding work of excellent and that *SUG _Sec. Gen_* *Eden Hazard* is likely to be his possible replacement at list blongos while *_Director of Transportation_* who is from *_BARCELONA Department_* *"Messi"* remains in Campus and faculty in fear of loosing his balance as he may possibly not be able to perform hence he is a house rat and customize machine. The *_Admission Units_* In *Research Center England* which the *_Premier league_* is in charge will be a wonderful and amazing one as there is massive defection and transfer of student. Students who were *rusticated* have also make their way back and will aim at nothing but to maintain their activities. *Marrizio Sarri* will be the new *HOD of Chelsea _department_* while *Frank Lampard* will be in charge of *Derby County* who came from religation, they two duo will be trying their best to prove their carreer in England most especially *Sarri* who have never wrote even a _Story_ in history of his carreer and *Lampard* will love to be outstanding in his first assignment as a *HOD*. *Note:* Admission into each of the above school is FREE!!!!!!! *REQUIREMENTS:* *_Pen, Paper, Smartphone_* and *_internet systems_* . *Fees* are as low as *Ñ100* and above depending on your courses. It is subsidised to carry both the poor and less privilege along to eradicate illiteracy and poverty. *Spread the notice to help people*.

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