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| Cold Winter by Labans(m): 10:38am On Mar 28, 2007 |
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy." |
| Re: Cold Winter by LADYO1: 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Am still laughing,That was a good one  |
| Re: Cold Winter by Labans(m): 5:50pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
LADY O: @ lady O, thanks 4 the remark.  |
| Re: Cold Winter by spikelord(m): 6:57pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
| this is crazy lol |
| Re: Cold Winter by spoilt(f): 8:30pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
thats a very good one. |
| Re: Cold Winter by Akinagirl(f): 6:42am On Aug 24, 2007 |
hahaha hell naw |
| Re: Cold Winter by rasulua(m): 9:13am On Aug 24, 2007 |
Hehe dat waz d definition of funny.lmao |
| Re: Cold Winter by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
hmmmm if i get sacked for lafn in da office, i swear i'll sue your ass haba! all eyes on me this joke is sweeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttt |
| Re: Cold Winter by soulthief: 12:33pm On Aug 24, 2007 |
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