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| Bumble Bee by Labans(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2007 |
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!" |
| Re: Bumble Bee by mohawkchic(f): 1:22pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
lol,that was a gr8 joke,am still laffin  |
| Re: Bumble Bee by danonyeka: 2:49pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
mohawkchic:we want to read ur own jokes so stop laughing |
| Re: Bumble Bee by Labans(m): 5:47pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
@ Dan_onyeka, please i beg you in the name of GOD leave her alone. |
| Re: Bumble Bee by spikelord(m): 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2007 |
Hahahahah this is damn funny Labans where did you get it from? I hope the idiotic husband lives to see how the bee will be drowned |
| Re: Bumble Bee by mohawkchic(f): 2:24pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
dan_onyeka:     FYI i ave posted some jokes,no guarantee they'll make u laff as much as i ave,but hey its worth a shot >>> cant say the same for you thu @ no jokes from you !!!  Labans: Thanks for the support Lebans  |
| Re: Bumble Bee by toygod2: 4:11am On Jul 27, 2012 |
seen bfo,but stil veri funny |
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