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Who Is Controlling The Chain by tunjijones(m): 12:40pm On Jul 29, 2018
Boss��‍♂ says to his secretary�‍♀,
“We are travelling� abroad for the week, so make arrangements.”
The secretary�‍♀ makes a call� to her
husband,
“My boss��‍♂ and I will be travelling� abroad for the week, so look after kids�‍�‍�.”
The husband�� makes call� to secret lover��,
“My wife�‍♀ is going abroad� for the week, so let’s spend the week together.”
The secret lover ��makes a call� to a little boy��‍♂ whom she is giving private lessons��,
“I’m going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes.”
The little boy��‍♂ makes call� to his grandfather��,
“Grandpa��, I don’t have classes for the week, because my teacher�� is going to be busy.
Let’s spend the week together.”
The grandpa�� makes a call� to his
secretary�‍♀,
“I’m afraid we won’t be travelling� again. My grandson��‍♂ and I�� are going to spend the
week together.”
The secretary�‍♀ makes a call� to her husband,
“My boss��‍♂ has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip� is cancelled❌.”
The husband�� makes a call� to secret lover��,
“We cannot spend the week together, my wife�‍♀ has cancelled❌ her trip�.”
The secret lover�� makes a call�to little boy��‍♂
“We will still have classes�� as usual this week.”
The little boy��‍♂ makes a call� to his grandfather��,
“Grandpa��! I’m��‍♂sorry ����‍♂we won’t be able to spend the week together. My teacher�� called� and said that I have to attend
classes.”
The grandpa�� makes a call�to his
secretary�‍♀,
“Change of plans! My grandson��‍♂ is no more coming. So we are still travelling� this week.
Make arrangements.”
My question is: Can someone please tell me who is controlling this chain? �
Re: Who Is Controlling The Chain by Alphafeezay(m): 12:43pm On Jul 29, 2018
Phone call is controlling the chain.

Can't crack.my head biko
Re: Who Is Controlling The Chain by sandyisioma(f): 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2018
Grandson
Re: Who Is Controlling The Chain by nanora: 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2018
The one who make up this story wink
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Re: Who Is Controlling The Chain by phemsie(m): 12:32pm On Aug 07, 2018
sandyisioma:
Grandson

you are brilliant

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