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Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:07am On Jun 19, 2010
[center]Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector:Slim or healthy
Woman: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him??
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a gold chain, height about 30 inches,
healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food,
we eat together, we jog together.
(the woman started crying)
Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!! [/center]
Re: Missing Husband! by kutest(f): 1:36am On Jun 19, 2010
really guess d dog bhvd berra dan d hubby
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:38am On Jun 19, 2010
perhaps she loves the dog more
Re: Missing Husband! by lactemps(m): 1:45am On Jun 19, 2010
LOl, very hilarious,
Mind you this happens in real life.
Re: Missing Husband! by EfemenaXY: 9:02am On Jun 19, 2010
na repeat joke be dis?

'cos I've seen this exact joke just a few days ago!  angry
Re: Missing Husband! by Dyt(f): 9:09am On Jun 19, 2010
missin dog
Re: Missing Husband! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2010
Funny! Perhaps the dog looks better than the husband. grin
Re: Missing Husband! by KennyG6(m): 12:29pm On Jun 19, 2010
seen a similar one, b[b]ut still very funny well done[/b]
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2010
Stale
Re: Missing Husband! by KennyG6(m): 10:24pm On Jun 19, 2010
very funny!!!!
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 1:14pm On Jun 20, 2010
Fine! If u have seen it b4.
@kunbee, get another word for 'stale' and be using. Dont u think u've been over-using it? U no dey appreciate people work, abi e no dey ur dictionary?
@ omomeji, wa shere jor!
Re: Missing Husband! by DAVE5(m): 5:31pm On Jun 20, 2010
hahaha.the man dognapped the dog out of jealousy i guess
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:06pm On Jun 20, 2010
bibs:

@kunbee, get another word for 'stale' and be using. Dont u think u've been over-using it? U no dey appreciate people work, abi e no dey your dictionary?


My friend, shut up and post more jokes i haven't seen before. Capisce?
Re: Missing Husband! by bibs(f): 4:03pm On Jun 21, 2010
wu be ur friend? RUN! Mr. I've-Read-All-Jokes, next time u see my name against a topic no bother open am.
Re: Missing Husband! by Kunbee: 10:17pm On Jun 23, 2010
Awwwwwww, you are cranky*rolls eyes*

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