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Nikelloblog Jokes-shut Men Up by Frankyjay1(m): 11:48am On Aug 07, 2018 |
This Post is For The Ladies…
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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
YOU: Actually I would rather have
the money.
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HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
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HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once?
Or was it twice?
YOU: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
YOU: I must’ve been given your share.
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HE: Will you go out with me this
Saturday?
YOU: Sorry. I will be having a headache this weekend.
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HE: Your face must turn a few
heads.
YOU: And your face must turn a few
stomachs.
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HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
YOU: Okay, get out!.
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HE: What would you say if I asked
you to marry me?
YOU: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh
at the same time.
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HE: Can I have your name?
YOU: Why? Don’t you already have
one?
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HE: Shall we go see a movie?
YOU: I’ve already seen it.
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
YOU: Hiding from you. |
Re: Nikelloblog Jokes-shut Men Up by Dotez: 12:21pm On Aug 07, 2018 |
hmm |
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