This Post is For The Ladies… . . . HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. . HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. . HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? YOU: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. . HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? YOU: I must’ve been given your share. . HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? YOU: Sorry. I will be having a headache this weekend. . HE: Your face must turn a few heads. YOU: And your face must turn a few stomachs. . HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. YOU: Okay, get out!. . HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? YOU: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time. . HE: Can I have your name? YOU: Why? Don’t you already have one? . HE: Shall we go see a movie? YOU: I’ve already seen it. . HE: Where have you been all my life? YOU: Hiding from you.

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