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| African King by Labans(m): 12:46pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut." |
| Re: African King by mohawkchic(f): 1:55pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
 lmao @ "i cut, i cut" |
| Re: African King by chuckdee4(m): 2:19pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
Sweet Lord which kind penis be that |
| Re: African King by dinosquard(f): 3:55pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
i wonderoooooooooo  |
| Re: African King by Labans(m): 10:08pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
Lol  |
| Re: African King by Dabss(m): 10:10pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
Lmao. Nice!!!! |
| Re: African King by Labans(m): 11:10pm On Oct 20, 2011 |
Yeah! |
| Re: African King by AmakaG29(f): 1:21am On Oct 22, 2011 |
giggling |
| Re: African King by ARareGem(f): 12:29pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
That person is at it again. Funny joke. |
| Re: African King by Ajibel(m): 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2011 |
Dry!!! |
| Re: African King by Labans(m): 11:59pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Dry as in? |
| Re: African King by sutoboy(m): 1:49am On Mar 01, 2012 |
Dry as in e no funny |
| Re: African King by Labans(m): 8:21pm On Mar 03, 2012 |
Hmmmm. |
| Re: African King by eldav(m): 6:11pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Funny. |
| Re: African King by Onyeasi(m): 6:14pm On Mar 04, 2012 |
Where is the joke? |
| Re: African King by Nobody: 12:43am On Mar 05, 2012 |
†ђξ joke no funny joor!  |
| Re: African King by ekeroyal(m): 9:11am On Mar 05, 2012 |
well done bro |
| Re: African King by kodylicky(f): 1:20pm On Mar 05, 2012 |
lmao  |
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