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| ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 8:45pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
~ A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex." This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired. She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again. She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you, We can do the laundry again if you want," He replied, "That's ok, It was a small load, I did it by hand."  |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by cuteass1(f): 10:47pm On Mar 29, 2007 |
LOL |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:35am On Jul 28, 2008 |
~All hail The Small Loaders Wankers  ~ ~ Alright folks am off to do some Laundry na night |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dreeldee: 5:47am On Jul 28, 2008 |
mohawkchic: let me help me you do your laundry with my washing machine  @post where did u dig this from |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by Nobody: 5:49am On Jul 28, 2008 |
:d |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Jul 28, 2008 |
lol the wife is really gonna be Hot |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by segunpc(m): 12:02pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
by hand ke wey company dey? |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by clemcykul(f): 2:09pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
abioo |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by Jeovy(m): 2:57pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
Nasty funny joke |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:31pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
dreeldee: ~ Quick wash Or Spin will do me just fine where did u dig this from ~The Archives . . . for special peeps like you who's got a kwel sense of humour  ~ |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by HRhotness(f): 3:34pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
Handwashing is perfectly acceptable, more women need to do laundry by hand more often then they can save the large loads and special garments for the washing machine |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 3:37pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
HR.hotness: ~You can say that again Sista . . .Preach On |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dreeldee: 6:20pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
mohawkchic: ok i'll be glad to help you do your laundry fast and clean |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by MrInfo1(m): 10:10pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
kk |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:37am On Jul 29, 2008 |
~ Okies dreeldee,i be sure to give you a call when i need help with the washing |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dreeldee: 1:41am On Jul 29, 2008 |
sure i'll be at your beck and call |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 1:44am On Jul 29, 2008 |
~I wudnt have it any other way!!  |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dreeldee: 1:46am On Jul 29, 2008 |
| trust me you will |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:17am On Jul 29, 2008 |
~LOL . . . No Comment!!  |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by MrInfo1(m): 7:20am On Jul 29, 2008 |
Did the Laundry offhand kk |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Jul 29, 2008 |
mohawkk keep the damn oldies coming |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 5:14pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
~ Clem . . . I'll keep digging em out of the back pages of the Jokes,Posted these jokes a year ago . . |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by StanP(m): 5:21pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
am a laundry man.Good at the job.i will leave wet and dampy. |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by Sissy3(f): 2:54am On May 29, 2009 |
LMFAO |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by mohawkchic(f): 2:57am On May 29, 2009 |
~ . . .Me Too . . Never gets old! |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by lordmassac(m): 2:21pm On May 30, 2009 |
make una no go do laundry wey dey too dirtyooooooooooo |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dani1luv: 2:55pm On May 30, 2009 |
LMMFAO |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by lordmassac(m): 5:49pm On Jun 01, 2009 |
na true na |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by dani1luv: 7:22pm On Jun 01, 2009 |
true talk |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by Bbeee: 12:25am On Jun 02, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by Abbygyal(f): 12:38am On Jun 02, 2009 |
na me aint doin no laundry just yet!. . . wat does dis mean? i dnt get it lol nice joke |
| Re: ~ " Doing The Laundry " ~ by lordmassac(m): 11:35am On Jun 16, 2009 |
na me aint doin no laundry just yet!. . .dont worry, guys fit helep u do ur laundry |
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