Dating a church girl is fine until you're Hot and tell her "baby open" and she replies "what verse?"

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Husband comes home from church,greet his wife, lifts her up and carries her.

The wife is so surprised and asks smiling"did d pastor preach about being romantic?

The husband replies ''No, he said we must carry our burdens.

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To those girls who give their numbers to guys and then ignore their calls or block them .why did you give them your number in the first place? This is the reason why guys give you babies and ignore you!!!

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Before you start any relationship make sure you have airtime.

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Trouble making is when u are in a canoe in the middle of a river and u started singing 'Mami water power na powerless power'.

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If ur name is amaka
Kindly remove urself from my list
If you can disappoint 2face
Whobam I?

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Continue Smoking Weed with your boyfriend...My sister, that nigga will marry a non smoker and then
use you as a Testimony in Church.

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I remember those days when we see breast only when a mother is breastfeeding her child.... These days girls now use theirs as profile picture.

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Apart from me who else sings gospel songs when passing dark road or street??

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Stubborn students like us no dey quick submit paper after exam, na invigilators dey rush us.


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