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How To Conduct DNA Test In Your Home by starboy86(m): 4:46pm On Aug 22

Take note: DNA can be a very expensive and results take very nervous long Time.
With this simple technique, you can test whether you are the father/mother of your children even without going to the hospital or clinic.
You can also TEST for chromosomes in your children if they are carrying any Special genes of their grandparents and you want to know.
It's a simple egg technique. Follow the steps below to do this successfully:

Step 1: Buy two egg. Clean ones of course.

Step 2: Wash your saucepan and dry it with a napkin

Step 3: Break the two egg and pour their contents into a clean dish

Step 4: Stear it well. Add few slices of onion, or any vegetable of your choice.

Step 5: Place the saucepan over fire and pour a little cooking oil in it.

Step 6: Pour the mixture into the boiling oil.

Step 7: Turn it properly when it hardens. In five minutes, your fried egg is ready. Get some tea and bread. This Way, with Chocolate Drink, Make some hot tea, enjoy yourself and sleep.

Thank you for reading.

When did I tell you that I am working in any hospital laboratory? I'm just enjoying my freedom of speech. Enjoy ur day . Cheers.
Re: How To Conduct DNA Test In Your Home by jayinfo2(m): 4:54pm On Aug 22
This guy is justnotok.com
Re: How To Conduct DNA Test In Your Home by starboy86(m): 5:04pm On Aug 22
This guy is justnotok.com
Lol, bro am ok jor, just wanna make the day cool.
Re: How To Conduct DNA Test In Your Home by Dannieln1(m): 6:51pm On Aug 22
Oh my oh my oh my God

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Re: How To Conduct DNA Test In Your Home by joyfullyjoyous(f): 7:53am On Sep 11
So funny

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