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Joke Of The Day: A Professor And A Sailor ( You Can't Stop Laughing) by Frayokit: 12:35pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Don't read cross these two lines if your pot of food is on fire; because it will all burn and even burn your house if you started laughing! No stopping!! Laugh until you crack your ribs!!! A professor was travelling by boat on a high sea. On their way, he asked the sailor: ‘Hey! do you know Oceanology? Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Physiology? Epidemology? ‘NO’ said the sailor. The Prof got angry and said: 'then what do you know? You will die of illiteracy'!. Thirty minutes later, the boat started sinking. The sailor looked at Prof and asked: 'Prof, do you know Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? ‘NO’ said the Prof. Sailor: Well that means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and you will Dielogy with your Knowledgeology because of your Badmouthology and grammatology. Morals *Don't be proud!* You are not an island of knowledge, don't look down on anyone, we all have different grace and ability. Please, don't laugh alone. Click share buttons below to share it with friends and make their day a wonderful one! Source: http://www.frayokit.com.ng/2018/08/joke-of-day-professor-and-sailor-you.html 3 Shares
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Re: Joke Of The Day: A Professor And A Sailor ( You Can't Stop Laughing) by Sharpshooota: 1:35pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Can someone please summarize the joke |
Re: Joke Of The Day: A Professor And A Sailor ( You Can't Stop Laughing) by tim1256(m): 5:15pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
Sharpshooota:Orunmila must hear about this |
Re: Joke Of The Day: A Professor And A Sailor ( You Can't Stop Laughing) by Nobody: 4:54am On Aug 29, 2018 |
Reminds me of the conversation at the beginning of The Tempest. |
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