. The Real Slim Shady
F*ck Drake, Young Money too, how
come? 'Cause this blogging money
will just do. LOL. Nah, let me
maintain the 100-200 Drake fans,
don't catch feelings, doggies, YET.
Yeah, so my predictions went into
the sh*tter (120,000/first-week)
when we look at what Drake's Thank
Me Later actually sold. SMFH, aight,
I'll cut my bullsh*t lead-in and get
right to it:
Drizzy's long-awaited, highly
anticipated debut LP, Thank Me Later,
had many fans and critics
speculating that he might be able to
sell one million records. The industry
insiders at hitsdailydouble.com
projected the Toronto talent to do
about half, but now the legitimate
numbers have been tabulated.
According to the Nielsen SoundScan,
the Young Money artist has sold
447,300 units, the biggest first week
numbers of the year, so far.
^ Zzzzzzzzz, okay, I guess Drake is
gonna bury that wack a** "You'll
thank me later (and buy more copies
too)" bullsh*t excuse for an album
title since he assumes he did decent
numbers. Truth of the matter?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*ck outta here!
Let's be honest. No bullsh*t doggies.Let's do the
math. Drake's career took off in
what, late 2008, maybe early 2009?
Can't really recall when that So Far
Gone sh*t dropped, but his a** was
getting the co-signs early. The
bidding war with the three major
labels. "Best I Ever Had." A**
munching relationship with Rihanna
that made him look like an ill "G"
while Chris Brown looked like a bum
a** Ike Turner. Heavy co-signs from
EVERYBODY. A feature on Jay-Z's The
Blueprint III. Magazine covers (VIBE,
FADER, XXL, etc, ). Music videos.
Guest features on albums for
Timbaland, DJ Khaled, Baby, etc. Oh
yeah, the f*cking "Forever" hit that
had EVERYBODY that is f*cking
relevant in rap on it (Kanye West,
Eminem, Lil Wayne), etc, and let's
not forget his BOSS saying that he
was going to do 2 MILLION in one
week, no bullsh*t. Now, take all that,
put it in a f*cking blender and you
tell me that doesn't pour out at least
750-900K in his first week? WTF? And
to prove that Drake's a** really sh
ould just pipe the f*ck down?
Offering conclusive proof that
Marshall still matters, Eminem's aptly
named Recovery will score the year's
highest sales debut. Look for a total
of between 590-615k for the Shady/
Aftermath/Interscope album, easily
beating Sade's 503k back in
February. It could also beat his last
album, Relapse, which sold 608k in
its first week in May '09.
SMFH. WTF? First off, this sh*t ALSO
leaked like Drake's album, so don't
use that excuse. Second, how the
f*ck does Em get an estimated gold-
certifed album THAT fast? Third, this
is NOT Eminem's comeback album,
like Relapse, and he's still gonna do a
sh*tload of records LOL!!!!!!!!!
Come the f*ck on doggies, are you
kidding me? That's not even
possible. I f*ck with Em but didn't
even bother to illegally download
that sh*t from AlbumHunt b/c it's not
even worth a full one-time play, sh*t
is decent at best. So, I ask AGAIN,
how the h*ll does a new artist , no,
what the f*ck am I saying, how does
THE BIG RAP STAR DRAKE do Kid Cudi
x B.o.B. combined first-week status
numbers I told y'all a few months
back, Drake got way too f*cking
cocky and all this backlashing at
Olivia about the fake mixtape cut,
saying Sade and Andre 3000 don't
KNOW him well enough yet, blah,
blah, blah, get the f*ck outta here. I
wish Young Money the best, but
thanks to Em, this doggy's 15
minutes of fame got washed down.
D*mn, up until Em's numbers, Drake
would have had the biggest rap
debut of the year, LOL, NOT
anymore. Don't f*ck with Shady,
Drizzy, you shoulda dropped that
sh*t in the winter. LOL.

The fact that you're comparing Drake's sales with Em's show's how far he's come.
The last person I compared in sale power to Eminem was Jay-Z.

You should have just summarised the note!
It can be summarised into 4 lines! Sheesh
BTW Drake is poop.
Eminem's recovery is dog poop

Overhype = Drake. . . . . 

Drake is a very good artist. He just didn't work hard enough on his debut album

Drake's debut album "Thank Me Later" wasn't so impressive.

no h8in, bt fact is dat dude's no where a rap artist, / he's mo r n b nd pop, overhyped , wen 50cent still had it, nigga was hyped but he fukin delivered, 11mil, drake is no where near those numberss ,