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BMC by fukushaki(m): 5:42am On Aug 30, 2018
CC. Sarrki, , Deomelo, Corrintians , Ngene and all Buhari Media Crew attentions are needed here.

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Re: BMC by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:55am On Aug 30, 2018
fukushaki:


Plz tell me how to join Buhari Media Cows

Okay, Board a bus to Kastina.
When you get there take a bike to Daura ,
Then ask for Your President Buhari's farm
( Baba, May not be around then),
so just go straight to where his cows are,
open the gate of the barn and enter,
Then, put a rope on your neck,
( as you will be a Very stubborn cow)
and start mooing
mehn mehn mehn...You are now a cow!
#Datsall
(Don't forget to take wiseandtrue along, so you can have a female companion.
Safe trip y'all!

As e dey HOT!
wink cheesy grin grin cheesy smiley wink cheesy grin grin wink wink cheesy grin cheesy wink wink grin wink cheesy
Wiseandtrue:
Its simple! Just eat dungs then meet them at this joint!

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Re: BMC by Wiseandtrue(f): 5:56am On Aug 30, 2018
Its simple! Just eat cow dung then meet them at this joint!

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Re: BMC by Oblang(m): 5:57am On Aug 30, 2018
post=70736214:


Okay, enter bus to Kastina.
When you get there take a bike to Daura ,
Then ask for Your President Buhari's farm
( Baba, May not be around then),
so just go straight to where his cows are,
open the gate of the barn and enter,
Then, put a rope on your neck,
( as you will be a Very stubborn cow)
and start bleating
mehn mehn mehn...You are now a cow!
#Datsall
(Don't forget to take wiseandtrue along, so you can have a female companion.
Safe trip y'all!
wink cheesy grin grin cheesy smiley wink cheesy grin grin wink wink cheesy grin cheesy wink wink grin wink cheesy

grin grin

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Re: BMC by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:58am On Aug 30, 2018
Chai, e shock am.
Come pain am die
Wiseandtrue:
Its simple! Just eat dungs then meet them at this joint!
Re: BMC by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:58am On Aug 30, 2018
Oblang:


grin grin
U sef laff bro?!
Na dem wan become cows nah!
grin grin
Re: BMC by massinola(m): 6:06am On Aug 30, 2018
post=70736214:


Okay, enter bus to Kastina.
When you get there take a bike to Daura ,
Then ask for Your President Buhari's farm
( Baba, May not be around then),
so just go straight to where his cows are,
open the gate of the barn and enter,
Then, put a rope on your neck,
( as you will be a Very stubborn cow)
and start bleating
mehn mehn mehn...You are now a cow!
#Datsall
(Don't forget to take wiseandtrue along, so you can have a female companion.
Safe trip y'all!

As e dey HOT!
wink cheesy grin grin cheesy smiley wink cheesy grin grin wink wink cheesy grin cheesy wink wink grin wink cheesy
My friend, cows don't bleat, they low or moo. When the cows make their noise, you can either say; the cows are lowing or they are mooing"

Meanwhile, help me tell this your member that today is the final day of his ultimatum to impeach Saraki. We are waiting patiently

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Re: BMC by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:12am On Aug 30, 2018
massinola:

My friend, cows don't bleat, they low or moo. When the cows make their noise, you can either say; the cows are lowing or they are mooing"
The question is how can he and whoever again become a cow?
Thanks anyways.
Point passed across!
Re: BMC by Herdsmen: 6:12am On Aug 30, 2018
post=70736250:

U sef laff bro?!
Na dem wan become cows nah!
grin grin

Mumu talk

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Re: BMC by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:15am On Aug 30, 2018
Herdsmen:


Mumu talk
YOU ARE RIGHT

He even good like dat, na u go be the herdsmen for the cows. Your name says it all!!
Case complete.
Byeeeeee to the cows thread.

YOU ARE RIGHT

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Re: BMC by Ballmer: 6:21am On Aug 30, 2018
fukushaki:
CC. Sarrki, , Deomelo, Corrintians , Ngene and all Foolhari Media Cows attentions are needed here.

This was how clownishly Ojukwu wasted 2 million of his tribesmen over misadventures. I know for a fact that if another degradation of your big fat ego does not occur you’ll not backdown from the ignominy. Thank God Nigeria has a president that feels nothing but disdain towards you too, that alone excites me. It is Rwanda all over again n trust me I can not wait for you to wail.
Re: BMC by fukushaki(m): 6:27am On Aug 30, 2018
Ballmer:


This was how clownishly Ojukwu wasted 2 million of his tribesmen over misadventures. I know for a fact that if another degradation of your big fat ego does not occur you’ll not backdown from the ignominy. Thank God Nigeria has a president that feels nothing but disdain towards you too, that alone excites me. It is Rwanda all over again n trust me I can not wait for you to wail.

Nigga Neptune, keep supporting the lifeless dullard in Aso Villa; I hope you can employ someone like the dullard to run your company. I am much more flabbergasted we still have literates supporting that senile dementia failure embarassed
Re: BMC by Herdsmen: 6:30am On Aug 30, 2018
post=70736422:

YOU ARE RIGHT

He even good like dat, na u go be the herdsmen for the cows. Your name says it all!!
Case complete.
Byeeeeee to the cows thread.

YOU ARE RIGHT

I don't do zon bz

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