My brother was happy.  He and his girlfriend have been  dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. Our parents helped them in every way, his friends encouraged him, and his girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering him, quite a lot indeed, and that was his mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with him, quite obviously too, and made him feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called him and asked him to come over, to check the invitations.
So he went. She was alone, and when he arrived, she whispered to him, that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. So before he got married and committed his life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once.
What could he say? He was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, “I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me”. He just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door,  he opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged him and said, “we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family”.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.s
My brother went out to get his condoms from his car…and today he is a happily married man…

Nice one,

nice one was thinking of something else

Mschewwwwwwwww old joke

A boy of 4 was taking his bath and ask his mum as he touched his testicles "mum,are these my brains?" his mum looked at him and replied "not yet son"

Does the word "STALE" ring a bell?

sting_224:

Does the word "STALE" ring a bell?

This joke def ring a bell. Heard it from Basket mouth.
seriously guy if u hear Basketmouth saying it, you will
die laughing.

Never heard the 2nd joke b/4 though - I like it

rokiatu:

This joke def ring a bell. Heard it from Basket mouth.
seriously guy if u hear Basketmouth saying it, you will
die laughing.

basket mouth deosn't have to say the joke to make me laugh, seeing him alone makes me laugh

sting_224:

basket mouth deosn't have to say the joke to make me laugh, seeing him alone makes me laugh

broda na u one know the meaning of dat o cos Basketmouth ain't bad

neat guy and smart.

^^ Yeah, and he's cool too

cynthoney:

My brother was happy.  He and his girlfriend have been  dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. Our parents helped them in every way, his friends encouraged him, and his girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering him, quite a lot indeed, and that was his mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with him, quite obviously too, and made him feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called him and asked him to come over, to check the invitations.
So he went. She was alone, and when he arrived, she whispered to him, that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. So before he got married and committed his life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to him just once.
What could he say? He was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, “I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me”. He just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

He stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door,  he opened it, and stepped out of the house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged him and said, “we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family”.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.s
My brother went out to get his condoms from his car…and today he is a happily married man…

Nice one