Top Ten People You Don't Expect To See In Heaven.

Everyone imagines a heaven brimming with innocent humans. While most people would be in a tizzy to say hello to Mother Theresa beyond the clouds, it is not going to be without questions, if a glimpse is caught of some people. In truth, the presence of some individuals would make the saints want to be convinced they really did find the ways home. But, who can tell, if for reasons best known to God, someone you least expect would be found dallying and dancing with the angels? The following is a list of people you would definitely be blown away to find in heaven.

1. Osama bin Laden: If there is a mishap Americans wish never took place, it was the september 2001 attacks on the Pentagon and the world trade center. It was a catastrophe, a terrible event that left scores of Americans; up to 3,000 civilians, dead. Laden, who topped the FBI's most wanted list for years had earlier, in 1998, launched a bomb attack on US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, killing 300 people. He founded the ill-famed al-qaeda network- a Jihadist group, with which he striked terror into the whole world. The Saudi Arabian, who was born into a wealthy family in Riyahd, in 1957, dealt the US a rare blow in the face, when he masterminded the hijacking of four commercial aircrafts, two of which collided into the world trade center towers and another crashed into the pentagon in Arlington, virginia. In 2011, after 10 yrs of hiding, the American special forces found Osama. He was shot several times before his death, as announced by the then president Barrack Obama.

2. Michael Jackson: There once lived a crowd-pleasing gentleman not many expect to see near the gates of heaven. The king of Pop, Michael Joseph Jackson; an American songwriter, singer and dancer was one of the most splashy entertainers the world ever housed. Not only was he the best selling music artiste in the year of his death, 2009, a number of awards including the American music award, Guinness world record and Grammy legend award among others had gone to him . Jackson was so imposing that the American internal revenue service insisted his name and image were worth 434 million dollars. He was damn rich! Yet, Jackson to some was of the devil. He was rumoured to have been a member of the Illuminati; a mysterious secret society, an assumption that was well travelled and accepted as a result of his unsual video colours. Gossips have Michael Jackson's death linked to murder by the Illuminati, when he decided to opt out. If he would have been pardoned for being a cultist, the deliberate alteration of his physical appearance a number of times stands him no chance in the heavens. At least, that's what we think.

3. Emperor Nero: Who expects to see Nero in the world of God? Not christians. Not Jews. Not even me! Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was the last Emperor of the Julio Claudion dynasty. He, according to Tacitus the historian, was the first Emperor to persecute christians. They were subjected to the most extra-ordinary tortures under his watch. Mockery of every sort was added to their deaths, and covered with the skin of beasts, they were torn by dogs and perished, or were nailed to crosses, or were doomed to the flames. He supervised the great revolt of 66-70 A.D, where about one million Jews died (Tacitus, Annales, 15, 44). Nero was also acused of either starting the great fire of Rome in 64 A.D or fiddling carelessly while the fire burnt. A disaster that wiped out completely, three of Rome's fourteen regions and left hundreds dead. The notorious Emperor, who eventually murdered his own mother committed suicide, aided by one Epaphroditus, in 68 A.D.

4. Fela Kuti: Though a human right activist and political maverick, Fela is not one of those many expect to see in heaven. The Nigeria born music legend and one of Africa's most challenging and charismatic music performers visibly attacked dictatorship and the excesses of the then millitary Governments, but, failed to make for himself a name, when morals become the subject. He was not only a polygamist with about 30 wives, many of whom he married at thesame time and later divorced, he also was an audible voice against Christianity and Islam. The kalakuta Republic king proudly associated himself with marijuana(he would call it African grass though), which had already been outlawed in Nigeria at the time. Fela's choice of clothes on several public occasions was an ordinary underpant, which would leave him almost naked. He could be said to be one force behind the moral decadence and excesses popular among celebrities across the world today. He died a 57yrs old in August, 1997, from complications related to AIDs.

5. Idi Amin of Uganda: If you've got wind of the butcher of Uganda, then you've kept up on Idi Amin, a man of 6ft, 4 inches height, who ruled the Nation of Uganda like the devil himself. The soldier son of an herbalist joined the British colonial army in 1946, when he first served as an assistant cook. He swiftly climbed the ladder of millitary ranks, perhaps, due to his antecedent as a boxer and swimmer. Idi Amin, who was addressed by Radio Uganda as: "His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE(conqueror of the British empire)," was the father of human right abuses, political repression, ethnic persecution, extrajudicial killings, nepotism, corruption, and gross economic mismanagement. He instigated the killing of about 500,000 people before his 8yrs term disappeared. He later fled to lybia, when he was almost consumed by the fire of Uganda-Tanzania war he lit himself. He died in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, in 2003.

6. Elizabeth Báthory: Who knows? Bathory might be the most inhuman female of all times. Pretty Elizabeth fetched her off-color skin care system from the blood of young girls she had killed, so, she slaughtered quite a number. She would bath in the blood of her victims and eat their bodies.The hungarian noblewoman, labelled most prolific female murderer in Guinness world record, had many atrocities to her name. She was, during her trial, accused of severe beatings, burning or mutilation of hands, biting the flesh off the faces, arms and other body parts, freezing or starving to death.The monster of a woman would also use needles to inflict pains on her victims, among many other suspected forms of torture carried out by her. According to the Budapest City Archives, her victims were scalded with hot tongs and then placed in freezing cold water. Found guilty, Bathory was imprisoned and, on the evening of 21 August 1614, after spending 4yrs in solitary confinement as a result of her too many evil deeds, she died in her sleep.

7. Jayne Mansfield: The first American Actress to play a nude starring role in a Hollywood movie, Jane Mansfield was a major sex symbol in the 50s and 60s. Born Vera Jayne Palmer in 1933, the blonde bombshell actress who had been freely showing her curves from the onset appeared nude in the Play boy magazine and a 1963 comedy; Promises! Promises! And became famous. But, Jayne's rising popularity dwindled as her carrier suffered a huge set back some years later and she was reduced to a night club entertainer. In a bid to regain her former self, she had an encounter with a San Francisco based Satanist guru, Anton Lavey, who influenced her with black magic. Jayne Mansfield, a promiscuous devil worshipper was rumoured to have been intimately involved with Robert and John F. Kennedy, Nelson Sardelli, and Anton Lavey. The moment she left Lavey for her married attorney Sam Brody, the former allegedly spelt a curse on her. The effect of which was rumoured to have been responsible for her death in an automobile accident in new orleans at age 34.

8. Judas Iscariot: The treacherous disciple son of Simon was a native of Kerioth, a city in Judah, hence, his name: Judas Iscariot (Judah, man of Kerioth), which turned out to be one of the most tragic in history. He was one of the Twelve Apostles and intimates of Jesus, but, betrayed his master by selling him to murderous jewish leaders for thirty pieces of silver. Judas' singular move led to the crucifixion and death of Jesus; the founder of the Christian faith, which today has over six billion adherents across the globe. He later committed suicide, but his death could not save his name from the filths and notoriety of a traitor. While the other eleven apostles are presumed in heaven and their names taken by christians, Judas, on the other hand, is seen as a candidate of hell and his beautiful name: Judas-praised-left unassociated with. Who knows? Just who knows?

9. Christine Jorgenson: Born George William Jorgenson in New York, the once frail, blond, introverted little boy emerged a striking blonde beauty in December 1952, after six operations. Christine, who had from her teen accused nature of making a mistake in trapping her in a man's body, was the first widely accepted and celebrated trans woman in the US. While in the military in the 1940s, she read an article about Dr. Christian Hamburger's experiment on gender therapy and hoped the Doctor could be of help. Christine Jorgenson began her transition by taking Oestrogen, but later had an orchiectomy in 1951. She also had penectomy in 1952 and, finally, vaginoplasty; which made sex naturally possible for her as a female. After a successful transition, she went back to the US and on setting foot on American soil, was greeted byJournalists and a number of admirers. She, as a result, became a well sought-after Hollywood actress and entertainer and was crowned woman of the year by the Scandinavian Society. She was an advocate of the transgender people till her death in 1989 which was a result of bladder and lungs cancer.

10. John Holmes: Quoting Bob Vose, John holmes was to the adult film industry what Elvis Presley was to rock 'n' roll. He simply was the King. John never stepped in the pornographic industry before a luck changing meeting with Joel, a professional photographer, at the poker parlour in Gardena, California. He was at a point in his life a driver at a meetpacking plant not far from cudahy, where he attended to a forklift. He had also worked as a shoe salesman, an ambulance driver, a signal corp member in the Army and a lot more before playing the lead role in Johnny Wadd; an adult film series that eventually brought him to limelight, thanks to Joel who discovered his 13.5 inches sclong and adviced he put it to a profitable use. After Johnny Wadd came Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Rose and Porn Became Chic, all in which he played roles that eventually brought pornographic movies to the mainstream. Stardom did not stop John Holmes from delving into drugs which eventually cost him his carrier. He became a Cocaine addict and underperformed in his subsequent movies. The moment Jobs weren't trooping in as before, the ex-star went broke and survived on cash from Drug trafficking, credit card fraud and lots more before his fortune hit a huge set back in the Wonderland Murders Scandal. He was diagnosed with HIV in 1986 from which he died with his exceptionally large penis which had earned him Sex roles in about 2,000 adult movies.

Ayeni Faith Damilola is a writer.
faithdamilolaayeni@yahoo.com

but who compiled this list?





alot of names are missing one of which is Adolf Hitler, Nigerian Politrickcians, Native doctors etc

"Anyone that believeth in me i have given them right to become sons of God"

They might have repented before they died who knows