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Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:16am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:17am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:17am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:18am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:20am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:20am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:21am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:25am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:25am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:26am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:26am On May 03, 2006
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Better know how to talk to ME !!!!

You go fxxk your @$$!!!!!!!! Girl!!!

Oh you mean you are sooooo Ugly

Go and do some Surgery to put your ugly a$$ face right !!!

Oh so is it my fault that you are so ugly

Rhodalyn you Go ask ya Mama & ya Papa what went wrong da night ya Mama was being f-x-c-k-e-d

Rhodalyn go ask your fxxking papa how he fxxked your mama from behind, where you came from her bloody a$$

Go ask your mama if she got you from da fxxking loony bin, Cos u a fxxking mutherfucking a$$hole, freaky weirdo, going round talking sxxt want to have Bleep with Nairalanders !!!

Freaky a$$ weirdo !!!!

If you are so desperate for sex. Then you go meet Ken to feed you from behind !!!

Never ever fxxking ask me on a public forum for sex again in your Godamned Godforsaking like !!! Axxhole !!!

Go and fxxk yourself, your papa, and your Godamned Godforsaking mama !!! Feed them from behind asshole !!!

Then you can swallow their Godamned Godforsaking rotten skanky, smelling, Minging, Cum !!!!

That might make U look a bit better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all these fail Rhodalyn then U can come to me and I'll tell you where to go eat some more shxxt !!!

I wouldnt loose anything because looks aint a problem to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jealousy of what Tell me !!! Of what !!! You minging, old, rotten,skany, cunt, motherfxxking a$$hole !!

Tell me where do you belong !!! In your Godamned Godforsaking mama and Papa's axx. That's where you belong !!! Axxhole !!!

I know U know i know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Know what

Go f-x-c-k- your axx and Pxxxy Rhodalyn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:33am On May 03, 2006
[b]Rhodalyn!!! This is for you Ok !!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry



Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her,

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago,

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean,

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.[/b]
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:34am On May 03, 2006
[b]Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.[/b]


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Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:35am On May 03, 2006
Yo mama is so greasy

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her



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Re: Confessions by Grizzly(m): 11:37am On May 03, 2006
I Confess whats happened here?. i confess hi Zee?
Re: Confessions by Z4M4eva(f): 11:41am On May 03, 2006
Grizzly:

I Confess whats happened here?. i confess hi Zee?


I Confess Hi Grizz !!



I Confess that nasty bxxtch fxxking ass motherfxxker called Rhodalyn is insulting me !!!



I'm giving it back to her just how she deserves it !!!!



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Re: Confessions by Grizzly(m): 11:48am On May 03, 2006
I Confessed i'm *STUPIFIED* *SHOCKED* *SPEECHLESS*
Re: Confessions by sergio(m): 12:01pm On May 03, 2006
i confess, i'm confused, dumbfounded, disgusted at u two( rhodalyn and z4m4teal), u guys should revisit the rules pls
Re: Confessions by ijele(m): 12:07pm On May 03, 2006
I confess This is where the journey Ends in Confessions
Re: Confessions by Annonymous: 12:36pm On May 03, 2006
[b]This is for you Rhodalyn !!!

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad, she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.[/b]



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Re: Confessions by Grizzly(m): 12:44pm On May 03, 2006
I confess c'mon Zee, just put it behind u. its over. cool
Re: Confessions by candyA(f): 12:51pm On May 03, 2006
wuld u guyz put a sock in it n get off Rhodalyn's back
Re: Confessions by Dojo(m): 1:00pm On May 03, 2006
I confess hi Nneka and Grizzly the bear?
Re: Confessions by mukina2: 1:03pm On May 03, 2006
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Re: Confessions by Zahymaka(m): 1:10pm On May 03, 2006
I confess hi Dojo and Muki

I confess Zainy and Rhodalyn need some koboko

I confess where's Rhodalyn? angry angry angry

I confess I never knew they both could be this raw. shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Confessions by mukina2: 1:12pm On May 03, 2006
i confess hi zahy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Confessions by Grizzly(m): 1:14pm On May 03, 2006
I confess hi dojo cool I confess hi muki n Zah (Even tho zah dint deem it fit to greet me cool )
Re: Confessions by Annonymous: 1:16pm On May 03, 2006
[b]Rhodalyn Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!

Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!

Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!

Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!

Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!

Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out! [/b]



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Re: Confessions by Dojo(m): 1:16pm On May 03, 2006
I confess hi Zah. Quite an age. cheesy
I confess kiss Muki. Sorry.
Re: Confessions by Rhodalyn(f): 1:18pm On May 03, 2006
Yo nbitch m back for ya!!!!!!!!!!!! ya stickng @$$

is that all U could think of Lmao

bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!

absolute shxt!!!!!!!!!!!

U're just some stinking pu**y sucking on a sticking @$$ di*k
everything seems to freak u out
freak u out am @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freak u out ya mama and ya papa's @$$!!!!!!!!!
by the time im through with u
U'll be screaming for mercy
by the time im through with U ur stinking pu**sy will be dripping blood!!!!!!!!!!

by the time im through with u today ur f-x-c-k-i-n-g name will no longer be Z4M4EVA
ur name will be stinking @$$ ''straight from asylum'' bitch"!!!!!!!!!!!
did you ask ya mama
what did ya f-x-c-k-i-n-g mama had to say
i was rigth wasnt ?
she's got a sore hasnt she Lmao grin grin grin grin grin grin grin U bitch!!!!!!!!!!!




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i'll be back gal so watch ya f-x-c-k-i-n-g back!!! Lmao
Re: Confessions by Zahymaka(m): 1:18pm On May 03, 2006
I confess I think Anonymous is either Zainy or Rhodalyn

I confess how's it going Muki?

I confess Dojo 2c's going to get mad when she gets in here.
Re: Confessions by Annonymous: 1:18pm On May 03, 2006
[b]Rhodalyn !!! Your momma's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV

Your momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up

Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V

Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key

Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

Your momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per View

Your momma's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls [/b]



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