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Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 2:48pm On Sep 11, 2018
Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
Leonardo da Vinci
Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitudes.
Leonardo Da Vinci






This is something I've had bottled up in me since the year 2015 and I have been searching for some means to air it out. I firmly and strongly believe this is the right medium. So sit back, grab a popcorn and your bottle of sobo, as I recount the events that spanned three days which has scarred me for as long as I can remember.
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 2:48pm On Sep 11, 2018
Typing.......
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 3:41pm On Sep 11, 2018
. It all began with three tablets of Tramadol. I was home at my Aunty's place on a project exit from the private institution I attended. The duration was one day but since I was a serving school functionary, I knew how to bend the rules in my favour and stretch that one day to two weeks without a single penalty or punishment. I happen to be a teetotal. Due to the bad experiences I've had with alcohol the few times I tried with little quantities, I settled for an absolute abstinence from drinking and all forms of Alcoholic beverages. So, within the confines of my Aunty's domicile I sought ways to let off steam and cool my heels. What better way to do so than to abuse painkillers, or so I thought. I had popped a pill in the past out of sheer curiosity and peer pressure. That feeling of numbness and nerve relaxation wasn't bad I must admit. But, as it is with drugs, therein lies the Danger. It sucks you into Addiction and leaves you wrecked until a certain grace finds you. So there I was, lying in bed, expecting those feelings to creep in. And it did, but for a while as the Numbness gave way to a fever and a high temperature. From taking one pill to popping three, what else was I expecting. I wasn't hungry nor thirsty as food lost its appeal. If I tried taking anything I ended up throwing up until the effects of the drugs, which normally lasted exactly 24hours for me, wears off. I knew my Aunty should never meet me this way for it would spell disaster. She did find me that way and...........

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by Chimourinho(m): 5:10am On Sep 13, 2018
Wey you? OP come and finish this story o[b]Wey you? OP come and finish this story o[/b]Wey you? OP come and finish this story o

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 7:56am On Sep 13, 2018
Chimourinho:
Wey you? OP come and finish this story o[b]Wey you? OP come and finish this story o[/b]Wey you? OP come and finish this story o
it seems no one was interested so I had to suspend it
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by Nobody: 9:55pm On Sep 15, 2018
OP you better finish this story. Who told you that nobody is interested?
Finish it and you will be surprised at the number of people that will read the story and comment.

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 11:23pm On Sep 15, 2018
Ubie we were silently reading through hope you still hear from Akoh henry?

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 11:33am On Sep 16, 2018
sujexy:
Ubie
we were silently reading through
hope you still hear from Akoh henry?
yea, called him today
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2018
frbona:
yea, called him today
U never recognize me fa??

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 2:20pm On Sep 16, 2018
sujexy:
U never recognize me fa??
ebuka try get sense na
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 9:03pm On Sep 16, 2018
frbona:
ebuka try get sense na
..loll
Ubbie continue your story, make I see wetin u been use ur project exeat go do...
BTW ur command in English in did write up is superb

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 9:09pm On Sep 16, 2018
frbona:
ebuka try get sense na
loll ubie ur Command in English in this write up is superb...... So na wetin u use ur project exeat DAT year do shey?? loll oya continue at ur story, men are reading..letz see if u can replace nwamaikpe

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 9:27pm On Sep 16, 2018
In the spirit of the Sabbath day, I'll drop an update. But I'll be encouraged by your likes, mentions and comments. The only way to keep me rolling. So show some love FAM and please nobody should steal my story for any reason.

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 5:44pm On Sep 22, 2018
My sincere apologies for my absence. Just fresh from a five day ban. Seriously, is there a way to appeal a ban on this forum because this one was really not fair to me. Someone said something and I replied back and got a ban for my troubles while the other party smiled away without even a yellow card. Its all good tho
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 5:46pm On Sep 22, 2018
```~Meet my Aunty. Born and raised in a church, she's one who believes nothing is of the ordinary. Quick to panic and cautious to a Fault. So one would understand why my fever doubled once she walked into that room on that unlucky day. In high spirits and excited at seeing me after a while, she quickly switched moods on feeling my temp and attributed it to an attack. Meal was served but I could taste nothing. I watched in disbelief and confusion as my favorite meal of fried plantain and eggs was whisked away from me and I said a silent curse for whoever sold those tablets to me in the first place. No curses! I rebuked myself, as I accepted full blame for my actions. When asked by my Aunty why I couldn't eat I lied that the meal wasn't appetizing enough, a lie I painfully regretted each time I recall. So, my Aunty in her benevolence took me to some eatery at Nkemba street ran by her friend.
I'll take a moment to describe this eatery we went to. This lady had converted her garage to a restaurant and even at that, the space could never contain everyone on a quiet afternoon. The wonders-on-wheels belonging to guest who turned up could fill up a car stand of any Rccg mega parish in Nigeria. *She wash put? Na you tok am o*. Those in uyo should know the place. Those spots were married men take their mistresses to because their meals are good and the place is secluded. Away from prying eyes, or so they always believed because, in my opinion, there's no town as small Uyo. Everyone is connected by one way or the other so nothing stays secret for long, I digress. So here we sat, gave our orders and waited to see what about this place that makes a sleepy town like uyo tick. Our meals where served. I had made an order of Afang soup with fufu while my Aunty settled for Edikan ikong. Yummy right? There's no way I'll not describe the meals that won't make you salivate so I'll apologise beforehand for rousing your appetites and leaving you hungry. It was..........```

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 5:48pm On Sep 22, 2018
Sujexy, chimourinho, mhd5757 this one's for you

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 5:50pm On Sep 22, 2018
. That kind of food that gives you a toe-curling orgasm after you've swallowed the last Drop and I mean every word. Complete with all the obstacles you could ever dream of. Snails, smoked-fish, beef, goat meat and even oyster filled that magic plate of afang soup But there I was, staring at it like a child staring down a well which his favorite toy ball just fell in. Not certain what to do, I muttered a second curse for whoever invented that drug but held myself halfway, being reminded by my conscience that I was the architect of my own misfortune. For fear of rousing my Auntys suspicions, I struggled to eat but all to no avail as I could only get past a few balls. This food? I'll never forgive you, I swore. I ordered for a take-away plate and transferred the contents into it, postponing this inevitable battle between I and a famous delicacy as soon as the effects of those evil pills where safely out of my system in a few hours or so. Everything was going well until we stepped out of that eatery to our waiting car and then it happened. I bent over and..........urrrrrghhhhhh!/projectile! As I emptied the contents of my stomach into the gutters. Didn't I see this coming? I threw up the balls of garri and the few slices of plantain I managed to swallow that morning into the gutter as I muttered yet another curse, this time for my roommate who introduced me to those pills but again I checked myself. Over to my Aunty. She had seen enough. "You under an attack". She concluded. How was I to explain to her that I was paying the price for the misuse of painkillers.

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by Nobody: 8:46pm On Sep 22, 2018
Are you saying that tramadol kills your appetite or what? Why did you vomit? Is it the tramadol that made you vomit?

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 10:23pm On Sep 22, 2018
mhd5757:
Are you saying that tramadol kills your appetite or what? Why did you vomit? Is it the tramadol that made you vomit?
that's exactly how I feel and react each time I swallow that pill. I feel worse when I tried 3tablets. I am glad I discontinued the drug after my horrific experience. Peoples systems are different tho
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by Nobody: 12:12am On Sep 23, 2018
frbona:
that's exactly how I feel and react each time I swallow that pill. I feel worse when I tried 3tablets. Am glad I discontinued the drug after my horrific experience. Peoples systems are different tho
Wow! My own system can not function without it, If I don't take it, I feel depressed and really sick as if I have malaria or something. Have been taking it for 3yrs now.

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 8:14am On Sep 23, 2018
mhd5757:

Wow! My own system can not function without it, If I don't take it, I feel depressed and really sick as if I have malaria or something. Have been taking it for 3yrs now.
. Watch it, addiction creeping in
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 11:44am On Sep 26, 2018
frbona:
My sincere apologies for my absence. Just fresh from a five day ban. Seriously, is there a way to appeal a ban on this forum because this one was really not fair to me. Someone said something and I replied back and got a ban for my troubles while the other party smiled away without even a yellow card. Its all good tho
Kikikikikkikikikiki
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 12:08pm On Sep 26, 2018
Frbona We are waiting oo!! I haven't taken that pill before... I don't even dream of doing so
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 12:27pm On Sep 26, 2018
sujexy:
Frbona
We are waiting oo!!
I haven't taken that pill before...
I don't even dream of doing so
I need likes to continue.......the entire story has been typed to completion but it seems am lacking an audience .
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2018
sujexy:
Frbona
We are waiting oo!!
I haven't taken that pill before...
I don't even dream of doing so
ebuka try that pill just once and satisfy your curiosity as you take a ride to cloud nine without wings
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Just kidding
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by sujexy(m): 12:39pm On Sep 26, 2018
frbona:
ebuka try that pill just once and satisfy your curiosity as you take a ride to cloud nine without wings
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Just kidding
loll
nooooo
not after seeing the wonderful testimonies of TM all over....
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 8:22am On Oct 25, 2018
Anybody home?

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Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by anthonyuncle(m): 7:31am On Jun 03, 2019
frbona:
```~Meet my Aunty. Born and raised in a church, she's one who believes nothing is of the ordinary. Quick to panic and cautious to a Fault. So one would understand why my fever doubled once she walked into that room on that unlucky day. In high spirits and excited at seeing me after a while, she quickly switched moods on feeling my temp and attributed it to an attack. Meal was served but I could taste nothing. I watched in disbelief and confusion as my favorite meal of fried plantain and eggs was whisked away from me and I said a silent curse for whoever sold those tablets to me in the first place. No curses! I rebuked myself, as I accepted full blame for my actions. When asked by my Aunty why I couldn't eat I lied that the meal wasn't appetizing enough, a lie I painfully regretted each time I recall. So, my Aunty in her benevolence took me to some eatery at Nkemba street ran by her friend.
I'll take a moment to describe this eatery we went to. This lady had converted her garage to a restaurant and even at that, the space could never contain everyone on a quiet afternoon. The wonders-on-wheels belonging to guest who turned up could fill up a car stand of any Rccg mega parish in Nigeria. *She wash put? Na you tok am o*. Those in uyo should know the place. Those spots were married men take their mistresses to because their meals are good and the place is secluded. Away from prying eyes, or so they always believed because, in my opinion, there's no town as small Uyo. Everyone is connected by one way or the other so nothing stays secret for long, I digress. So here we sat, gave our orders and waited to see what about this place that makes a sleepy town like uyo tick. Our meals where served. I had made an order of Afang soup with fufu while my Aunty settled for Edikan ikong. Yummy right? There's no way I'll not describe the meals that won't make you salivate so I'll apologise beforehand for rousing your appetites and leaving you hungry. It was..........```

dz ur aunt...
Re: Share Your Worst Experience In A Prayer House by frbona: 8:19am On Jun 03, 2019
anthonyuncle:


dz ur aunt...
wah about her

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