The pangs of hunger is no strange thing in Nigeria today.Any typical student in a university you come across is no stranger to it.And why? When foodstuff costs are exorbitant and we are forced to depend on allowances that barely see us through.May God help us and see us into better days,amen.
Well,trust the ingenuity of university students.Especially great uniben students.They have come to devise means of pushing foward the evil times of empty stomachs.By attending the weekly inaugural lectures on Thursdays and the great "CAMEROON" on Saturdays.Inaugural lectures draw large crowds,not because the students care for the knowledge,but for the free rice which they would almost kill to snatch and eat.Very rowdy,students displaying the character of brutes all for a plate of rice.
The league of cool extraordinary gentlemen belong to TEAM CAMEROON.I am a member for sure.These jolly group do not struggle for food.We are well served,even better than the guests at the reception halls at St Albert's or All Saints church.We dress well,no bouncer dare stop us.I and a friend was almost stopped though.We had to join to carry coolers of food to sneak into the hall without an IV. We take photos with the bride and groom,wish them well and eat their food.Our bags are there with us if we can sneak some extras away.Gatecrashing weddings is dope.As a "cameroonian",i want to give a few tips on weddings and how to make the best of your gatecrashing.

(1)Dress well and act confidently.Your comportment,if low,can eject you from the party.
(2)Do not sit at a table with too many cameroonians.You'll be fished out.
(3)If you are not served,don't be quiet.Speak out.
(5)Sit at the table's edge,you might be able to grab a plate passing by.
(6)Locate the centre of things(the food) and align yoursel there
(7)IF YOUR CARRY BAGS TO HIDE FOOD,KEEP THEM OUT OF SIGHT!!!!

Share your experieces and tips too.And don't foget that what you sow,you must reap.After gate crashing into a party,and you make yours strictly by invitation,......You will be frustrated.

This reminds of my time in Oau during lecturer inaugural ceremony...guyz no dey carry last