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Just kidding by romsky: 1:29pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Dear , Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them. Your love-to-be Me |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 1:58pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it! English is a stupid Language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine it paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 2:00pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down And in which you fill in a form by filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all) That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends. |
Re: Just kidding by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Hmmm, |
Re: Just kidding by Kunbee: 10:31pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
Romskyyyyyyyyyyy |
Re: Just kidding by obojo(m): 11:34pm On Jul 08, 2010 |
y does a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing? why does your nose run and your feet smell? |
Re: Just kidding by makajibbz(m): 12:07am On Jul 09, 2010 |
haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guinea pig, lol |
Re: Just kidding by Kunbee: 12:17am On Jul 09, 2010 |
wetin sef |
Re: Just kidding by lysaa(f): 1:00am On Jul 09, 2010 |
romsky:Nice. .love them oxymora. .get me straightly cornered one too many times i hear them. |
Re: Just kidding by deneut: 1:48am On Jul 09, 2010 |
nice work |
Re: Just kidding by sylve11: 10:38am On Jul 09, 2010 |
romsky: romsky: captain i dey hail o |
Re: Just kidding by Kunbee: 11:14pm On Jul 09, 2010 |
Sergent, i appreciate |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 10:34am On Jul 12, 2010 |
Kunbee shift small make i see Sgt Syl wella lysaa i b fink say na only me o Obojo no ask me o deneut fanx |
Re: Just kidding by StudioCFR(m): 10:57am On Jul 12, 2010 |
Hhmmm i just dey see the joke' |
Re: Just kidding by makajibbz(m): 10:59am On Jul 12, 2010 |
Studio CFR:obviously you think slow! |
Re: Just kidding by StudioCFR(m): 12:12pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
Lol no vex. |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 2:53pm On Jul 12, 2010 |
hmmm |
Re: Just kidding by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Jul 14, 2010 |
gotcha! hahhhaa |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 12:09pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
hmm my clumsy i dey fear ya dentition o |
Re: Just kidding by dani1luv: 12:20pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
;d |
Re: Just kidding by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
i wan bite u na |
Re: Just kidding by StudioCFR(m): 1:22pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
Walahi, i go scatter yo ti.t with hhmm u know na;-) lol |
Re: Just kidding by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
i know say u be panel beater |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 2:05pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
dats his area of specialty |
Re: Just kidding by pappy4real(m): 3:28pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
this is good as in very funny :d :d :d |
Re: Just kidding by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Jul 14, 2010 |
we its good , |
Re: Just kidding by StudioCFR(m): 8:12am On Jul 15, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Just kidding by clemcykul(f): 9:30am On Jul 15, 2010 |
na de typo error dey sweet u abi? |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 10:14am On Jul 16, 2010 |
nah he's just checking out his new pick up line |
Re: Just kidding by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Lol una too no well |
Re: Just kidding by Kunbee: 3:36pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
who miss me |
Re: Just kidding by romsky: 8:41am On Jul 19, 2010 |
Miss Kunbee |
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