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Are They Really Real Estate Developers Or Real Estate Agents? Part B by Legalolumoran(m): 9:48am On Sep 28, 2018
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I can leverage my relationship with few of these omo'nile guys, and that's exactly what I'm doing.
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We'll collaborate.
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-->>>>> I just asked them to allow me clear part of their bush with my money, register a company, install my signpost, and give it an attractive oyimbo name, like:
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Sesame Street,
Brokingsdale Park,
Mobrilville,
Ketchup Villa, and so on.

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I know any of these names would sell to our prospects,
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It doesn't even matter that this is a region of committed lands.

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..and I'll tell them it has an Excision is in progress,

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Oh! It seems that scope is becoming less effective,. ..

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... let's kuku tell them it has Excision, or say Gazette...

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After all, how many of them will pay extra money just so they can verify us.

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It has become easier now, we'll just make attractive digital flyers, and incorporate the usual marketing system.

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We don't have to stress much to sell.

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They'll trust us as estate developers, they'll think we are sure of what we are selling.

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As we are selling, we'll be remitting money to our omonile principals,

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..and we would have made so much interest above the direct price.

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The buyers would think we have great plans for the estate in future.

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We'll sell it all off with the general and usual ibeju lekki features.

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After selling and allocating, WE CAN (WILL) VAMOOSE.

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They have their plots, they might as well come together to form landlord's association and do the basic development, and even further develop their estate.

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After all, we didn't collect 'development levy'.

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But I'm sure, someday, when the GOVERNMENT'S TRUMPET SOUNDS, we would have disappeared like the "righteous".

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and they'll remember one stubborn man who was always sounding a note of warning.

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A note of warning.

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In this piece, "I" or "we* represent the unscrupulous real estate developers, the rippers, the buyers-can-go-to-hell-with-whatever-they-encounter-in-the-future-after-i-have-made-my-money-and-picked-race tricksters.

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The writer is not the "I" or "we"

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The writer is realpathLawyer

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Now, ..you may take time to read again, but this time, gently.

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This might be my last epistle on this particular matter.

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Please, take extra-caution.

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There are equally several estates with smooth and uncomplicated title.

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Amongst other legal services, I help prospective real estate investor not to go wrong...and real estate developers to start on a good footing.

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