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Driving The Pope by Maneater1(f): 5:40pm On Apr 05, 2007 |
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he’d never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the! Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God. I’m gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief Gets on the radio and the cop tell him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: “The Governor?" &! nbsp; Cop: "Bigger." Chief! : "The P resident?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John?” Cop: “No Sir." Chief: “Then what makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur |
Re: Driving The Pope by Plastyeledy: 3:07am On Jul 11, 2010 |
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Re: Driving The Pope by jokingmary(m): 2:14pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
Really funny |
Re: Driving The Pope by Alveez(m): 4:04pm On Jul 11, 2010 |
this is damn too funny lol |
Re: Driving The Pope by Plastyeledy: 1:35pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
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Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 1:42pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Not funny |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 1:46pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Ohhhhhhh - this is so nice Love your joke @poster!! more! more!! more!!! pls. . . |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 1:50pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Moan? Lol |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 1:51pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
^^ssshhhhhhhhh Stud!! no spoil the mood jor! |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 1:52pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
No vex |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 2:34pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
@studio, akamu brain,wetin u no understand for this joke now? |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 2:35pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Cynthoney, old man don finish for yo village? |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
u kw y i like u, u r the first old man i hv seen in years and ugh! u r an ugly one at that |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 2:44pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
With dat yo face, even as i don old reach, i still look gud pass u lol |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 2:50pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
my face is d bomb, i tell u ask Efe,i was d former miss pretty face 2003 b4 i started building muscles U still havent checked me out "Yolanda Hughes" |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 2:53pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Stud no fit do shi-shi with dat im contra-band phone |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 2:56pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Tehehe My weakness babe hhmm |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 2:57pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Sowi O! |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 2:58pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
shame on u studio and i was actually thinking u were a big boy! |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 3:00pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Yep! I pay heavy for internet browsing- unlike u wey dey browse free for office. Awuf |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
cyber dog! i ll call nigeria Efcc for u or American Cia u r into yahoo bah |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 3:06pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
No my puter crashed. Call anybody u know. I dey naija. No to c.i.a |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 3:09pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
oh, i just called your President and he said he doesnt kw anybody by d name studio not to talk abt knowing if his computer is crashed! y do u kip lying to me Studio? |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 3:13pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
I dont tell lies- mr president no even know me. |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 3:18pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
hmmm |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 3:19pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
U be rat? |
Re: Driving The Pope by EfemenaXY: 3:22pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
oh, be quiet jor! Babes, I be wan comot now. . .we'll catch up later - no let Stud disturb u too much sha. . . |
Re: Driving The Pope by cynthoney(f): 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
d president no kw u,who con kw u abi u dey live for tree? u be squirrel? |
Re: Driving The Pope by StudioCFR(m): 3:23pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Ok lol |
Re: Driving The Pope by katukay: 3:59pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
hey am new an want to give it a try, this lady calls me for a job interview and tells me about herself.i know we have a receptionist vacancy so i ask her "do u have any phone skills" and with disgusts she says"i called you didint i?" |
Re: Driving The Pope by Vic2k3(m): 4:18pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
@original post.u made ma day.what a joke. |
Re: Driving The Pope by vorosmartm(m): 12:37am On Aug 10, 2010 |
STUDIO CFR, if dem never pour comic acid for your body you no go chill. @poster this is the best i've read in days. keep it coming. Kudos |
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